WEIRD ANIMALS
This animal can regrow its arms, like a superhero…but slimier.
What is a starfish?
This is the amount of snot (in liters) your nasal membranes produce in a week.
What is 7? (that's 1.8 gallons!)
This phrase means an overreaction or tantrum because of something small.
What is "crash out"?
Bananas are slightly this (yes… really).
What is radioactive?
This is what you say when a teacher gives you more than a paragraph to read.
What is "do we have to read ALL of this"?
This animal laughs when you tickle it (yes, really).
What is a rat?
This body part produces wax.
What is your ear?
This means ugly or unattractive.
What is "chopped"?
Honey can last this long.
What is forever?
This is what a lot of students do not write on their papers.
What is their name?
This creature has 3 hearts, blue blood and Mr. Parks cannot stand the sight of them.
What is an octopus? (I hate optopusses!!)
This is the scientific term for a fart.
What is flatulence?
This means when someone has unrealistic ideas about something.
What is "delulu"?
This country has more kangaroos than people.
What is Australia?
This subject magically disappears from brains over summer.
What is all of them?
This animal screams like a human in horror movies.
What is a fox? (I hear them in my neighborhood - it sounds like a young girl screaming - creepy)
Your stomach lining replaces itself how often? (hint: pretty fast)
What is every few days?
This means ending a relationship by completely disappearing with no further communication
What is "ghosting"?
If you have pogonophobia, you are afraid of this common thing.
What are beards?
This is the sound a student makes when a teacher changes everyone's seats.
What is some version of: "ARRGH!", "I can't sit next that person", "OMG", "Mr. Parks, you do too much!" or "Why do always change my seat?"
This deep-sea fish looks like it melted in the sun.
What is a blobfish?
These gross things live in your eyebrows (but are totally harmless)
What are mites?
This refers to any older person or someone who is out of touch with current trends.
What is "unc"?
Sharks existed before this natural feature on Earth.
What are trees?
This school supply disappears faster than socks in a dryer.
What are pencils?