To Where?
This is the timeframe Michael is debating for when he should move from Texas — either this option, or once the house is rented and car buying is complete.
Abby Answer: “We’re still deciding — either hard deadline OR after house-renting + car-buying.”
Guest Answer: Anything like “he’s not sure yet / depends on timing / after some things are done.”
Sam
This is a gimme — what weekend is best for Abby to receive furniture coming from Texas?
Abby Answer: ANY reasonable weekend — this is a win.
Guest Answer: ANY weekend answer gets points.
What ideas do we have for planning New Year’s Eve?
Abby Answer: None yet — this is a gimme.
Guest Answer: Any idea counts: dinner, bar, fireworks, staying in, etc.
Michael’s favorite place to game — where is it?
Answer: Office
This was the cost quoted for our move from TX to MD, give or take a few hundred.
Abby Answer: $3,300
Guest Answer: Anything between $2,500–$4,000
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Keith Lee
Name at least two of the items we plan to take from Lavon to Maryland.
Abby Answer: Couch, grill, dining table, chairs, recliner, office chair, bed, kitchen stuff.
Guest Answer: Any two pieces of furniture (even if not perfect).
Are we still going on the ski trip in January?
Abby Answer: Yes, but need to talk to Bryan/Mich.
Guest Answer: Anything like “Yes,” “I think so,” “Probably,” “Maybe, depending on cost.”
Choose Your Character: What’s One Thing Michael ALWAYS Packs First?
Socks; Underwear; Sam
This company, whose name sounds like a former empire or a historical power, is handling our move.
Hint for guests: Think “old-school American history”
Abby Answer: Colonial
Guest Answer:
“Colonial”
OR any answer in the “American Revolution” vibe (“Patriot Movers,” “Federal,” “Revolution,” "Mayflower"etc.)
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Gavin
This is the monthly price for the cheapest 10×20 storage unit near the Lavon house.
Abby Answer: Accept anything between 90-130
Guest Answer: Accept anything between $75–$150
Answer: $108
Between Aspen and Breckenridge, which option did Bryan and Mich suggest to keep things cheaper?
Abby Answer: Breckenridge
Guest Answer: Accept “the cheaper one,” “Breck-something,” or “not Aspen.”
Where is Michael MOST likely to misplace something important?
Abby Answer: Car, office, gym bag, somewhere random
Guest Answer: Accept anything chaotic
These are the two household staples Michael wants to buy once he gets to Maryland — one for sitting, one for working.
Abby Answer: Couch + office desk
Guest Answer: Sofa/couch + “some kind of desk/table/office furniture”
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Jake Paul; Jimmy Carter
Name four major items we’re taking from TX to MD.
Abby Answer: Couch, grill, dining table, chairs, recliner, office chair, bed, kitchen stuff.
Guest Answer: Any three correct items (even if one is wrong).
Who is setting up the bills for the new apartment?
Abby Answer: We don’t know yet — it’s undecided.
Guest Answer: Any variation of “not sure yet / still deciding.”
In this oddly iconic location, Michael often leaves his wallet.
Car
This question has no correct answer but opens a conversation — When should Michael make the official move from TX to MD?
Abby Answer: No wrong answer — it’s just discussion.
Guest Answer: Anything reasonable: “Soon,” “Before the new job starts,” “After house stuff,” etc.
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The Rock
Given the move, which pieces of furniture are the most essential to bring — and why?
Abby Answer: Any reasonable reasoning + couch/bed/table, etc.
Guest Answer: Any answer that mentions “bed” or “couch” OR mentions saving money.
What’s our next major milestone after the move?
Abby Answer: Anything reasonable: settling in, furnishing, budgeting, car, etc.
Guest Answer: Anything in the ballpark.
If Michael had to secretly smuggle one item from TX to MD because it’s “his precious,” what would it be?
Creative answers only - nothing boring / normal