Pirats
Video Games
Toys and Games
Joke Punchlines
100

This symbol usually marks the spot.

What is an X?

100

This character is the under appreciated brother of Mario.

Who is Luigi?

100

This toy brand is known for making plastic, foam dart shooting guns.

What is Nerf?

100

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

200

This is the captain of the Black Pearl.

Who is Captain Jack Sparrow?

200

These famously annoying rabbit creatures made their first appearance on the Wii in November of 2006.

What are the Rabbids?

200

According to commercials for this famous spring shaped toy, everyone loves them.

What is a slinky?

200

Moooooooooo

Who is the interrupting cow?

300

These types of people "tell no tales".

What are dead men?

300

This character was originally Mario's nemesis instead of Bowser.

Who is Donkey Kong?

300

These toy cars could leave trails of fire for going so fast if commercials could be believed.

What are Hot Wheels?

300

Because they live in a school.

Why are fish smart?

400

This mimicking bird is commonly believed to be popular with pirat captains.

What is a parrot?

400

This game console was released in November of 2001 by Microsoft in order to compete with Sony's Playstation 2, Sega's Dreamcast, and Nintendo's Gamecube.

What is the XBOX?

400

Invented in 1979, this game uses "light guns" to "tag" a target.

What is Lazer Tag?

400

Mice crispies.

What do cats eat for breakfast?

500

The famous pirat, Edward Teach, is more commonly known by this name, a reference to his fabulous beard.

Who is Captain Blackbeard?

500

This famous Japanese video game developer got it's start making hanafuda playing cards in 1889.

What is Nintendo?

500

Joseph McVicke accidentally invented this dough like toy in 1956.

What is Play-dough?

500

Do you think he saurus?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?