1
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What Am I ?
A BANK
I go up, but never down. What am I?
YOUR AGE
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All four cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
THEY ALL MADE RIGHT TURNS.
A plane crashes on the border of the USA and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?
NOWHERE. Bcoz they Survived :p
What can you catch but not throw?
A COLD
The more you remove from me, the bigger I get. What am I?
A HOLE
I have keys but can't open any locks. I have space but no rooms. You can enter but you can never get outside. What Am I ?
A KEYBOARD
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
FOOTSTEPS
A rooster lays an egg on top of a roof. Which way does it roll?
ROOSTERS DONT LAY EGGS
What has to be broken before you can use it?
AN EGG
If you drop me, I'm sure to crack, but if you smile at me, I'll smile back. What am I?
A MIRROR
The more you talk about me, the less I exist. What Am I?
SILENCE
If you have it, you want to share it. But if you share it, you no longer have it. What is it?
A SECRET
If you throw a blue colored stone into the red sea, what will it become?
IT WILL BECOME WET
What can you fill an entire room with but takes no space.
LIGHT
There are five sisters in a room. 'A' is reading a book.
'B' is cooking. 'C' is playing chess, and 'D' is doing laundry. What's the fifth sister 'E' doing?
PLAYING CHESS WITH 'C'
I have no life. But i can die. What am I?
A BATTERY
What can you hold without touching?
YOUR BREATH
I have cities, but no houses. I have forests but no trees. I have rivers but no water. What am I?
A WORLD MAP
A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every 30 minutes. How long will it take to finish all the pills?
ONE HOUR
A truck driver is going the wrong way down a one-way street but isn't stopped by the police. Why?
BCOZ HE'S WALKING, NOT DRIVING :P
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday again. How?
HIS HORSE NAME IS FRIDAY
You are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, and a gas lamp. What do you light first in order to escape the darkness?
MATCH STICK
There's a room with no windows and no doors. A man is found hanged from the ceiling, but there's no chair, ladder, or anything he could have climbed on. How did he do it?
He used a BLOCK OF ICE, which got melted :p
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest Itself