Hubba Hubba
Nothing but Nelly
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Bonus
100

Which member of Congress famously had 11 members of their family write a public letter in which they condemned him for being in cahoots with the devil's army for impeaching Trump?

Rep. Kinzinger (aka our very own Hubba Hubba)

100

True or false. Nelly has been punched in the face.

True

100

Where was the worst hotel Nelly stayed at while on the road with MRW?

Candlewood Suites in VA Beach

100

What annual bill does Nelly most hate writing a press release about?

NDAA

200

What branch of the military did Rep. Kinzinger serve in?

Air Force

200

How long does it take Nelly to come to someone’s cube when she needs leg staff approval for a press release?

2.4 seconds

200

In Nelly’s first trip with Mark Warner, what food did he force-feed her even though she was on a health kick?

Chicken tenders

200

Who leads the House Oversight Committee and also asked Nelly during the interview process whether she was fluent in "latina."

Rep. Carolyn Maloney

300

What medal did Kizinger receive for saving the life of a young woman by wrestling a knife away from her attacker and pinning him to the ground until the police arrived?

Air Force Airman's Medal

300

Who of Nelly’s children is Nelly’s miny me?

Alexia

300

True or false, Nelly’s feet do not reach the floor in MRW’s new Ford Explorer?

True

300

How many people can fit into Nelly's van?

7 full adults (or 10 Warner staffers on their way to a holiday party)


400

Next to pictures of her children, Nelly has what prized possession on her desk?

A signed letter from Rep. Kinzinger

400

How many installments of the real housewives have there been in the U.S.?

7

400

What *legal* drug did Nelly most depend on while on the road with MRW and frequently offer to colleagues?

Bennies

400

What dying item sat in Nelly's cube for 15 months during the pandemic?

Flowers

500

How hot is this photo (range of 1 to 10)?

15

500

Which reporter famously and spitefully said “OK Nelly I’ll keep all of this in mind” after Nelly rejected an interview request.

J.J. Green (WTOP)

500

Nelly once accidentally abducted 8 MRW staff and mistakenly got stuck in what government complex?

The pentagon

500

According to her husband, and due to a poor photo angle and logo placement, what Disney Pixar character did Nelly bear a striking resemblance to standing next to MRW?

Mike Wazowski

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