Looking to get in some cardio without too much impact on your joints? Check out this machine named for the oval path your feet take
an elliptical
Seen here, it'd be weird to get one à la mode
a pie chart
Originally played comedically by the actor of the same name, this character got dramatic in "Bel-Air" in 2022
Will Smith
You can learn a new one of these from websites like Babbel & Rosetta Stone
a language
For over a century this past participle meaning "illuminated" has also been an adjective meaning "intoxicated"
lit
A plethora of chefs ruins bouillon
too many cooks spoil the broth

Strongman George Hackenschmidt popularized this chest exercise named for the equipment you lie on while performing it
a bench press
These tasty-sounding bits of info stored on a computer can help maintain a user's browser session
cookies
Near 7-foot John DeSantis played Shaq--but not that Shaq--Frankenstein & Giant Mutant after taking on this part in "The New Addams Family"
Lurch
Fair Isle is a style of this that uses 2 colors in the same row to create a pattern
knitting
The origin of this J-Kwon-approved word for "drunk" is straightforward: drunk people have trouble walking straight forward
tipsy
In the absence of any fracture, refrain from repair
if it ain't broke, don't fix it
RDL is short for the "Romanian" variation of this exercise, which can be done with a barbell or dumbbells
deadlift
This actor won't trigger your celiac disease

Wil Wheaton
Let's see if you can put things together quickly; Richard Dean Anderson had this title role in the '80s; Lucas Till built on it in 2016
MacGyver
When you go wine tasting, you should know the 5 S's: this one comes between see & sniff, to release the aromas
swirl
This 3-word idiom means drunk to the point of oblivion; in booze-speak, it's where you "drink someone" if you out-imbibe them
under the table
Inquisitiveness eliminated Snowbell
curiosity killed the cat
The open warehouse-style facilities of this fitness program are called "boxes"; the first one opened in California in 2001
CrossFit
This former name of the Hawaiian Islands sounds glutenous, but fret not
the Sandwich Islands
My dear guests! After giving up the dream & going off the air in 1984, Mr. Roarke gave way to Ms. Roarke on this reboot in 2021
Fantasy Island
Shodo is the Japanese name for this art form & uses ink-dipped brushes to write instead of pens
calligraphy
This word may have been meant to suggest a person soaking up alcohol, the way a certain type of paper soaks up ink
blotto

Pulchritude constitutes an observational aspect within the percipient
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
If these bodyweight exercises popular in the military got the first name of the man who invented them, we'd all hate doing Royals
burpees
This type of logic is named for its twisted nature & numerous holes
pretzel logic
Robert Stack was untouchable as this lawman in 1959, as was Tom Amandes in 1993
Eliot Ness

In days of old, whalers on their long voyages passed the time doing this craft of engraving pictures on whalebones & teeth
scrimshaw
Millennials helped popularize this term meaning both excited & drunk; rapper Roscoe Dash called it the 2010 version of "crunk"
turnt

A spinning mineral rejects the retention of any Bryophyta
a rolling stone gathers no moss