The Neighborhood
This neighbor was known for smashing cans.
Who is Chip Wallesser?
The three holiest days of the liturgical year, Holy Thursday, Good Friday, and Holy Saturday, are also known by this name.
What is triduum?
(Holy Triduum or Easter Triduum)
This guy from Lansing is a complete idiot and knows everything on the internet. His daughter is exactly like him.
Who is Mark Peterson?
These are the primary colors.
What are red, yellow, and blue?
"I've got some bad news. Dad's dead. No, dead. Dad has passed away."
Who is Aunt Jackie?
This neighbor was often heard yelling, "STEVEN!" once it got dark out.
Who is Tom Garrett?
He ate at the Last Supper, but still betrayed Jesus.
Who is Judas?
This celebrity was known for jumping on Oprah couch because he was so happy in love. Oh and he's also a whackaloon.
Who is Tom Cruise?
These are the only animals that can't jump.
What are elephants?
"The only thing you have to fear is fear itself."
Who is FDR? (Franklin Delano Roosevelt)
Hoover and Tucker belonged to this family.
Who are the Fitzgerald's?
This tradition started several years ago on the Saturday before Easter.
Hint:"Remember to keep East in Easter".
What is delivering Easter eggs around town?
The value of C in Roman Numerals.
What is 100?
PEMDAS is the acronym for this.
What is the order of operations?
(Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add, Subtract)
"What grade are you in?...…..AGAIN?!?!?"
Who is Rick?
This neighbor always gave credit to Dad for helping him start his business when they moved to town.
Who is Skinny (Steve) Heim?
156. Prior to 2020, it was only 60.
How many dozen eggs were delivered for the Egg My House fundraiser?
This common farm animal is constitutionally protected in Florida.
What is a pig?
The longest muscle in the body is this.
What is the tongue?
"She's an old bitty."
Who is Mom?
Mom swears this neighbor always turned her in for babysitting too many kids.
Who is Sandy Rethwisch?
Many Ancient cultures viewed this as a symbol of life, thus becoming a common symbol of Easter.
What is the egg?
Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber, Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand, Come Swing With Us, and Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth.
What are books you should NOT read to 5th graders?
This planet is the only planet NOT named after a God.
What is Earth?
"Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier."
Who is Mother Teresa?