(Incorrect) Song Lyrics
Nonhuman Wernets
Wernet-isms
Names, Dates, and Places
Bathtime
100

"Mario people dying, Mario people ____________"

What is coming back to life

100

In an infamous game of  "I'm thinking of something", DJ's pettiness over having his answer guessed right away led to the creation of this imaginary animal

What is an E-cow

100

!! DAILY DOUBLE !! 

A Wernet may say this when they mess up and gain a new understanding of the situation.

What is "Well Kristen, I guess we've learned, some kind of lesson today!"

100

This sibling is credited with the invention of convertible pants. 

Who is Annie

100

In one of Nellie and Annie's famous bathtime advertisements, a product boasts to make this smell like cupcakes and rainbows

What is your toots

200

"And it goes off and off and off, and it goes off and off and off, ___________"

What is "No"

200

!! DAILY DOUBLE!!

Though ultimately unsuccessful, Dad, Nellie, and Annie attempted to incubate the eggs of this feathered friend.

What are quail

200

Something you might say when you see a white froth in a river

What is "you may think that it's bubbles, but it's actually foam"

200

After living through dog attacks, raccoon attacks, and a broken leg, this chicken earned her nickname “survivor”.

Who is Beyonce

200

In another famous bathtime advertisement, Nellie and Annie sell this product to help give shape to your tushie.

What are "booty parenthesis"

300

"I am a pirate who looks like ______________________"

What is "Who has a great beard! Zoo wee mama!"

300

Just like Nellie, black jelly beans were the favorite snack of this dog.

Who is Maddie

300

A popular expression of excitement, joy, or textured accomplishment.

What is "REAWWW"

300

"It's our lucky time" every time we open a present, but this phrase was coined on Christmas of this year.

What is 2019

300

Though native to Africa, you might find a toy model of this large predatory mammal in the Wernet bathtub

What is a cheetah

400

"My little person, flying in the sky... _________________"

What is "Stop! That's too high!"

400

In a recently rediscovered journal entry of Nellie's, a drawing of a dog captioned "my first puppy" was next to this bird

What is a junko

400

This might be said immediately after taking a video. 

What is "LETS WATCH IT"

400

Hairdo gone missing? This sibling is likely the culprit

Who is Eddie

400

Another Nellie/Annie bathtime classic! This phrase was accompanied by dramatic clinging to the side of the bathtub and sliding back into it was a massive splash. 

What is "I think I reached up to shore"

500

"Sisters, sisters, and ___________________"

What is "and a little brother"?

500

These three “Turtley awesome” pets’ names all start with the letter “P”.

Who are Peto, Pico, and Peanut

500

Another term for your closest assistant or partner, particularly for jumping purposes. 

What is a colleauge 

500

!! DAILY DOUBLE !! 

6 years ago, Nellie brutally broke her leg in the ultimate sledding mishap

What is February 16, 2020

500

In a famous bathtime incident, all 6 female Wernet cousins took a bath together and wrote this cheesy jingle. 

What is "6 naked girls in the bathtub"