Class Chronology
Kyle yelling at everyone
Hermeneutics to Exposition, Dr. Schultz
“You no like talk to me, o wat? Eh, you donno dat I get da right fo make dem kill you on top one cross, an I get da right fo let you go?”
Pontius Pilate
"Thought I was the one giving directions, but my donkey saw what I couldn’t. Sometimes, wisdom comes from the most unexpected places. 🐴 #EyesOpened #ListenAndLearn"
Balaam
I am a rabbit
Brodie Winks
Eugene Merrill, Mark Rooker, & Michael Grisanti
The World and the Word
"Jews were looking for deliverance from their German overlords"
My bruddas an sistas, all you Jewish peopo dat stay inside Jerusalem, listen! I like tell you guys wat mean dis stuff dass happening. Dese guys, dey not drunk jalike you tinking. Ony stay nine clock in da morning.
Peter
"I once left everything I knew to follow a path uncertain, but faith led me to a place of belonging. Sometimes, loyalty and love take you where you’re meant to be. 🌾 #WhereYouGoIWIllGo #FaithfulJourney"
Ruth
Not a bad day today for the Clemson Tigers
Matthew
Dr. Michael J. Vlach
Dispensational Hermeneutics
Hey There Delilah Parody
OT 1, Dr. Goeman
He see um, an say, “Eh you guys! You guys jalike one snake ohana! God no goin take all da bad kine stuff you do. He goin punish you guys fo dat. No way you guys can get away!
John the Baptist
"A tent peg and a bold heart can change history. When the moment came, I didn’t hesitate. Justice was served. 🪓 #Sisera #CourageInAction"
Jael
The following is a (dramatic) retelling of true events:
I almost died tonight
There was a mouse in the library.
I thought it would stay in library.
It did not.
It fits under the door.
We are all in danger ⚠️
The end 🐀
Gretchen
Haddon W. Robinson
Biblical Preaching
"The longer the Chiasm the more I poo-poo on it."
Hermeneutics, Dr. Miller
“Try tell me wea Godʼs Spesho Guy goin born.”
Herod the Great
"Victory doesn’t come without sacrifice. I did what was necessary for the kingdom, even when it meant going against those closest to me. Loyalty above all. 🛡️ #KingdomFirst"
Joab
She said yes, see yall soon!
Chance
J. Oswald Sanders
Spiritual Leadership
"Khshayarsha"
OT 2, Dr. Valdizan
I no shame notting bout da Good Kine Stuff From God. Dat stuff get plenny power from God, fo take peopo outa da bad kine stuff dey stay doing, wen dey trus him. Was da Jewish peopo dat wen find out bout um first, an afta dem, all da odda peopos from diffren places too.
Paul
"How dare they conspire against me in MY palace? After all I’ve done to secure this throne! Treachery runs deep, but they’ll regret crossing me. 👑🔥 #Betrayed #RightfulQueen"
Athaliah
buffalo wings are cool!
Jamie
Ronald L. Giese, D. Brent Sandy
Cracking Old Testament Codes