Jokes/Riddles
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
Only one gender of turkey gobbles. Which is it?
Males
What is a group of lions called?
a. Prides
b. Leos
c. Tigris
d. Nalas
a. Pride
Who is the singer that used to be married to Russel Brand?
Katy Perry
What are the names of the two stone lions in front of the NY public library?
Patience and Fortitude
What did the cat saw when someone stepped on its tail?
Me-OW!
How long was the original thanksgiving?
3 days
A newborn kangaroo is the size of:
a. watermelon
b. plum
c. grapefruit
d. lima bean
d. lima bean
Who won the first season of American Idol?
Kelly Clarkson
What is Adam Neumann's wifes name?
Rebekah
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator
On average how many calories does an 8 inch pumpkin pie have?
2,000
What is the gestation period of a blue whale?
a. 2 years
b. 16-18 months
c. 10-12 months
d. 4-6 months
c. 10-12 months
What is the real name of Jay Z?
Shaun Carter
Whats the only King in a deck of cards without a mustache?
King of Hearts
Why didnt the teddy bear eat dessert?
He was stuffed.
What is the heaviest turkey on record? (Guesses within +/- 5 will count)
86 pounds
Approx how far away can a wolf smell its prey?
a. half mile
b. 1 mile
c. 2 miles
d. 4 miles
c. 2 miles
What is the minimum number of people to have a big band?
10 people
What is the largest number of children born to one woman? (+/- 5)
69
From 1725 to 1765, a Russian peasant woman, the wife of Feodor Vassilyev, gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets--a total of 69 children!
What type of key opens a banana?
A Mon-Key
Approx how many turkeys are prepared for Thanksgiving each year? (+/- 5)
46 million
What is the name of female elephants?
a. Dumbo
b. Cow
c. Calf
d. Doe
Finish the lyric from Cant Stop the Feeling by Justin Timberlake
"Cause I got that sunshine in my pocket.."
"Got that good soul in my feet"
Who was the first TIME magazine person of the year?
Charles Lindbergh