Who's That Chris?
What’s on Chris’s Plate?
Chris's Confectionery Cravings
Coping With Chris
Shoddy Chris
100

What actor does Chris somewhat resemble?

Russel Crow

100

What is Chris's favorite vegetable?

Artichoke

100

What is Chris's favorite candy? (Be specific)

Cherry Jolly Ranchers

100

What is Chris's favorite way to relax after a long week?

Watching Shoddy Movies

100

What is Chris's favorite Shoddy Movie?

The Room

200

Which actor did Chris resemble in his early 20s?

Steven Dorf

200

What is Chris's favorite type of beef?

Steak

200

What is Chris's favorite Ice Cream flavor?

Chocolate Chip Mint

200

Chris sometimes indulges in this hobby when he is tense or stressed.

Murder 

200

Which family member, including pets, is Chris's favorite?

Himself

300

What actor does Chris least resemble?

John Travolta

300

What part of the chicken is Chris's favorite part?

Drumstick or Leg

300

What is Chris's favorite type of pie? 

Coconut Cream Pie

300

When Chris can't sleep, he partakes in this productive activity in the kitchen. 

Shouting obscenities from the kitchen window.


300

Why does Chris like being a teacher?

He enjoys feeling like the one of the smartest people in the room.

400

Which actor named Chris does Chris wish he resembled the most?

Chris Hemsworth

400

What is Chris's favorite cut of pork?

Pork Chop

400

What is Chris's favorite holiday treat?

Non-Alcoholic Egg Nog

400

When the neighbors annoy or upset Chris, he does this?

Spray wolf urine on their door knobs.


400

Who does Chris think the stinkiest member of the family is, including the pets. It's Maxie!

It's Maxie. She stinks. 

500

Of the many actors Chris has been said to resemble in his life, list at least 3 from the list provided. (Listing the most gets you the win)

Val Kilmer, Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman, Stephen Dorf, Adam Goldberg, Brad Pitt, Heath Ledger, Giovanni Ribisi, and Jack Nicholson.


500

Chris were a meal, what meal would he be? 

Steak, artichokes, and mashed potatoes. 

500

What is Chris's favorite treat to bake?

Chocolate Chip Cookies

500

While he has never been convicted, Chris is wanted for committing these three crimes. 

Mass hamster smuggling, disturbing the peace, and vehicular man slaughter.

500

What is Chris's biggest fear?

Evidence