Super Hard Stuff
A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did the egg roll?
It didn't. When did roosters start laying eggs?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
why did Stella cross the road
she was crossing the street. no body calls it the road anymore.
when will Eli become flexible?
never
watch this and describe what happens
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
A man dressed in all black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly, a large black car without any lights on comes around the corner and screeches to a stop, barely missing the man. How did the car know he was there?
It was day time, stupid
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
it will be wet.Duh :p
How did the boy kick his soccer ball ten feet, and then have it come back to him on its own?
he kicked it up
what happens when you get scared half to death twice
you die
is stella a princess or an ogre
none of the above
What is missing from this question
A. An answer
B. A period
C. A question mark
D. Nothing
A question mark
If there are 12 fish and six of the fish drown, how many are there?
12. fish do not drown
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
he can sleep at night.
why are circular pizzas are in square box?
because square boxes are cheeper than circle boxes
a bear is fat.why?
it ate to much. like duh
be honest. did you answer the last question in this category right?
probably not.
If Mr Smith’s peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones’ yard, who owns the egg?
peacocks don't lay eggs. just peahens.
if two waves have a race, who wins
they tied
does Eli sing in the shower
duh
who is Taylor swifts boyfriend
I dunno
SHANGHAI?
a. is indeed the largest city in China
b. is 20 cm of the ground
c. why is there a question mark?
d. nope. never been
why is there a question mark?
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
once. if you did it again, you would be subtracting 10 from 90
An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
it's an electric train. there is no smoke
if you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it a success?
yes, it's a book about failure.
what is the misake? You have 7 seconds.
A potato flew around the room. Do you know which room it was?
the mistake was we spelled mistake misake.