Spring Training 101
Emery's unintentional nickname from the Duty Draft
What is Emerg?
The number of times you're allowed to swap boards with another RA.
What is ZERO times?
What you should use to identify someone THE FIRST TIME they are mentioned in an IR.
What is their first name, last name, and proper title?
What you should say instead of "dorm."
What is "Residence Hall?"
The name of our new Dean of Students!
Who is Kellie Gerbers?
The Residence Life phone number
What is "801-832-2245?"
We recommend you put flyers up at LEAST this many days out from your program.
What is 7 Days?
The POV that must be used in an IR
What is third person?
The term you shouldn't use when referring to Campus Patrol.
What is "Campo?"
The last day of your contract as an RA, and Undergraduate Commencement!
What is May 17th?
Harper and Karina
Who are the winners of Ultimate Rock Paper Scissors?
The three learning values for programming in Spring 2025.
What is
Excellence in Academics,
Diversity, Equity, and Social Justice
Excellence in Academics
The latest an IR should be submitted (and only if the event happens late at night).
What is 9AM the next day?
What you should say instead of "busted."
What is "documented" or "reported?"
The landmark "birthday" that Westminster is celebrating this year.
What is a "sesquicentennial," or 150 years?
19
What is the number of holiday days?
These are ALL the deadlines for bulletin boards to be up and completed!
What are
January 20th
February 3rd
March 3rd
March 31st
What you should be doing if residents call you names or get aggressive while reporting a conduct violation.
What is collecting IDs, collecting information, and then leaving?
This word is sometimes an appropriate description or replacement for "under the influence of alcohol."
What is "intoxicated?"
The Christian denomination that oversaw Westminster when it was "Sheldon Jackson College."
What is the Presbyterian Church?
What Max and Forrest's belligerent residents were drinking during the BCD.
What is Spiked Arnold Palmer?
The six Hypothetical Programs created during the programming session.
What are
Twerkathon (Abi, Alex, Harper)
Financial Aid Info Session (Rasheed, Hailey)
Pretty in Pink (Shreeya, Emery, Sydney)
Ski Trip (Betty, Sophie, Aidan)
Culture Hunt (Chhimi, Paxton, Belen)
Family/Culture Potluck (Karina, Nicole, Prash)
Two of the fictional residents in Pro Staff Forrest Ott's fictional IRs.
Who are
Rick Masterson
Mark and Levi Smith
Sammy Samson
Kristie Kristopherson
Jacob Jacoby Jacobsen
Jasmine Gomez
Lucy Lucinotti
Monica Monwell
Harriet Harris
While you are sometimes "on-call", you are always this.
What is "on-duty?"
The chronological order in which the five residence halls first opened.
Hogle (1959)
Carleson (1962)
Olwell (1998)
Behnken (1999)
Stock (2001)