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100

What is absurd?  The basement is up these stairs.

What is....down these stairs?

100

Main Idea?  Sue ran the vacuum over the rug.  Then she dusted the furniture. Finally, put the old papers in the trash can.  

What is... cleaning?

100

What is absurd?  When I go swimming, I get all dry.

What is.... I get all wet.

100

Main idea?  He walked from door to door. He put letters and magazines in the metal box.

What is... mailman?

100

What is absurd? I take beautiful words with my camera.

What is.... beautiful photos with my camera. 

200

What is absurd?  My dog talks a lot on the telephone.

What is.... my dog does not talk on a phone?

200

Main idea?  Rose put on her puffy dress.  Then she put on her veil.  Finally, she picked up her flowers before leaving for the church.

What is... a wedding?

200

What is absurd?  My dog has soft feathers.

What is.... soft fur?

200

Main idea?  Mr. Jones pulled the mower out of the garage.  He started the mower and then pushed the mover over the grass.

What is... cut the grass?

200

What is absurd?  Dad winked his ear at me.

What is... eye at me?

300

What is absurd?  When it's dark, we turn off the light.

What is... turn on the light?

300

Main idea?  Sam put the bag in the cup. Then the hot water.  After it steeped for a few minutes she added sugar.  

What is... cup of tea?

300

What is absurd?  A cowboy rides a pig.

What is... rides a horse.

300

Main idea? When Walter got home he grabbed the leash and his best friend.   He clipped the leash onto his best friend's collar and then headed out the door.

What is... walk his dog?

300

What is absurd?  Auntie sat on her favorite cactus.

What is... favorite chair?

400

What is absurd?  Ben likes to fry his trumpet.

What is... play his trumpet?

400

Main idea?  Mark looked up at the menu.  He was very hungry.  He spoke to the man behind the counter.

What is... order food?

400

What is absurd?  I use a recipe when I swim.

What is... when I cook?

400

Main idea?  Donna put the paste on the brush.  Then she put it in her mouth.  Next, she ran the brush under the water.

What is... clean her teeth?

400

What is absurd?  I told you to vacuum the ceiling.

What is... vacuum the rug?