Cars
The top car manufacturers.
Toyota, Honda, Nissan and Subaru
You should always have this in your car in case of a blizzard.
Winter clothes, shovel, flashlight
What you should turn off if you go away?
Water
The best place to buy clothes.
Savers
This cures everything
Apple cider vinegar
The car manufacturer that we are not allowed to buy.
Ford or any American car
What you should never do to your car, especially in the winter.
Have less than a 1/2 tank of gas.
You should always have these in place when you go away.
Security cameras
Best store to shop
Walmart
This has calcium and many beneficial health benefits.
Ice cream
If you don’t have these on your car, Pa will sneak over and put them on.
Suicide mirrors
Which town always gets more snow than the weather forecast predicts?
Groveland
The time of year when you should keep your blinds down.
Summer or all year
The best time to go shopping.
As soon as they open.
The best health advice on YouTube.
Dr. Mandala
What’s the best time to drive into Boston?
Never
You need to put this on your windshield for the rain
Rain Ex
Put this around the perimeter for pest control.
Coyote urine
This is how you should park.
Pull through
This weird colored “smoothie” was in the refrigerator on Swampscott Ave for years.
Gulp
The only type of tires to buy.
Michelin