Really Reality
Debuting in 2006 and now represented in 19 cities around the world, the sun never sets on this show's empire.
"Word on the street is they are the word on the street."
Who are the Real Housewives?
"And when the night falls, the loneliness calls.."
She just wanted to dance with somebody.
These self driving cars have been making news and it's not all good.
What is Tesla?
They gave baseball a great story with their dueling Homerun record chase. I mean, these guys, they got BIG.
Who are Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa?
From Nabisco crackers to pet food, this lady has quite the career considering she is "not a chef". (Her words, not mine)
Keep that tune to yourself. If you're on this show, no singing, quoting movies or even books.
Nobody has time for those royalties.
What is Big Brother?
"There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say." (then that falsetto part we all do)
Let's be honest, it's all we remember from Batman Forever.
What is Kiss from a Rose (by Seal)?
What is Apple?
This dynasty has the rings. They also been known for saggy balls and cheating in class (and tattered sweatshirts, oddly enough).
Who are the New England Patriots?
We tuned in to hear him harshly critique the competitors but when it came to the kids version, he proved to be a big old softie.
Who is Gordon Ramsey?
Ohh, the shade.
Abercrombie & Fitch paid the network to ensure these cast members DIDN'T wear their clothes.
What is Jersey Shore?
"Vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spaghetti"
That's it. That's the clue.
Who is Eminem?
Your favorite Stepbrothers crashed this but managed to film possibly the best music video of all time.
What is a yacht?
This Hall of Famer (with 5 NBA rings!) squirmed his way into greatness. Didn't matter if you loved him or hated him. Cause he loved himself enough to marry himself.
Who is Dennis Rodman?
Who is Guy Fieri?
This is the longest running reality show; debuting in 1989 mainly to help Fox Network survive a writers' strike. Cause I mean, whatcha gonna do?
What is Cops?
"Don't you try and pretend..."
The 80's, baby. *Fist up*
"Pardon me sir, can you spare a little..."
What is Grey Poupon?
"You win some, you some, you wreck some."
He's wrecked more than a few and has a reputation as one of the dirtiest drivers. He's also won, quite a lot.
Who is Dale Earnhardt?
This musician has quite the taste for life.
*Beep*, that's delicious.
Who is Action Bronson?
Mtv changed reality shows as we know them when people stopped being polite and started being real. And what better city to get the realness started in.
Where is New York?
"I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna go to sleep..."
Considering the era they emerged from, it's a miracle this late 90's song was even made.
Who is Aerosmith?
With some designs sporting names like 'Spikaqueen', nearly every pair of these could double as a murder weapon.
What are Louboutins?
Before he was all about the world peace, he was running up into the stands to fight fans.
Who is Ron Artest?
This fella came from the Culinary Underbelly and took us to parts unknown.
Who is Anthony Bourdain?