Mathematically Speaking
What are ten things you can always count on?
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Your fingers
Which kind of room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom
William "Billy" Manning
William Manning became the first African American elected on the 118-year-old school board.
Summerfield, North Carolina
Michael's home
Why did the two fours skip lunch?
They already eight!
Why should you never date an apostrophe?
They’re too possessive
Nancy Metz
Secondary Language Arts Coordinator
New York
Home to (Karen) Jaison and Leslie (Z)
How are a dollar and the moon similar?
They both have four quarters!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Abraham Wright
Oakland Mills High School Teacher
8
Total of grandchildren ( Claire 5; Z-3)
What is a math teacher’s favorite vacation destination?
Times Square
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar
Thomas Goedeke
Howard County Superintendent
2 girls+ 2 boys+ 4
Number of children Z has
What do you call a number that can’t sit still?
A roamin’ numeral!
What exaggerated imitation does the arrangement of letter spell? DD
a parody
Silas Craft
School principal who promoted education for black students in Howard County. He helped open the now-defunct Harriet Tubman High School in Simpsonville, Howard's first black high school. He was its first principal from 1949 until 1956.
Creative Chief
Jenae Elizabeth's Business