What part of the house usually contains the most valuables?
The Master Bedroom, because everyone has those huge safes full of money in their houses, right?
What's the technical term for a ski mask that they use in thief things?
A Balaclava.
He supposedly steals from the rich and gives to the poor. Who is he?
Robin Hood.
Finish the lyric - "Into the words you go again. You have to every now and then. Into the woods no telling when..."
"Be ready for the journey!" (Closet)
How many degrees in each corner of an equilateral triangle?
60
What state is known for having the highest amount of robberies?
What's the coolest thing to rob?
A Moving Train, obviously. (Dark)
What are the names of the famous American outlaw pair of "lovebirds"?
Bonnie & Clyde
What show is this set from?
Waitress
What is the freezing point of water?
0 degrees (or 32 degrees Fahrenheit)
What Asian city is the Pink Star Diamond, the most expensive jewel in the world, located in?
Hong Kong, China.
What's the "title" of the person responsible for the expeditious evacuation from a pilfering operation?
The Getaway Driver.
What famous painting was stolen by Vincenzo Peruggia in 1911?
The Mona Lisa. (Smelly)
What does the Latin root "Sol" refer to?
The Sun.
On what European Sea did the birth of piracy take place?
The Adriatic Sea.
What's the name of the professional con-artist/thief in my favorite trilogy, Ocean's Eleven. I'd also accept the name of the actor.
Daniel Ocean/George Clooney.
How much was stolen during the 1798 Bank of Pennsylvania heist? Closest answer wins.
$162,821
Demonstrate a timestep.
What is the name for the plastic or metal piece on the end of a shoelace?
An aglet. (Small)
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Nobody Knows. She's the best. (Colorful)
Who is the ancient Greek God of Thieves?
Hermes.
Who's the best thief of all time?
Me. The DRThief.
If the DRThief were your stage manager, and we were producing an artistic rendition of Cats; which would include the use of a fly system, and during your 10 minute union break, they were to call out "Stealing the Camp Champ Cup", what would the proper reply be?
"Thank you, Stealing the Camp Champ Cup!"
What is the name of the first permanent English settlement in North America?
Jamestown.