Finish the Lyric
Making my way downtown...
Walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound
White people love to use this phrase as a way of saying they will get somewhere as fast as they can: "I'll be there in a ___."
Jiffy
America runs on...
Dunkin
What white people have to say when moving past someone in close quarters.
"Imma just scooch/squeeze past ya"
What do white people do when a plane lands?
Clap
Somebody once told me...
The world was gonna roll me
White dads love to ask their coworkers this phrase: "Working hard or ___ ___?"
Hardly working
Like a good neighbor...
State Farm is there
What white people say when they have already ordered their food and they see a long line appearing after them.
"We got here just in time!"
The main seasoning white people use in cooking.
Salt
Coming out of my cage...
And I've been doing just fine
Something a white dad would say when they are fed up with something: "For ___ ___ ___!"
Crying out loud
Maybe she's born with it...
Maybe its Maybelline
"Looks like the devil is beating his wife."
This "family member" is treated better that everyone else in the white people household.
The dog.
Oh, we're halfway there...
What white dads say when disciplining their kids: "No more Mr. ___ ___."
Nice Guy
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now...
Call J. G. Wentworth, 877 cash now!
Only white people are corny enough to say this joke after saying goodbye to someone on NYE.
"See you next year!"
It wouldn't be a white persons' wedding without this acronym dance by the Village People.
Y.M.C.A
Hands, touching hands, reaching out...
Touching me, touching youuuuuuu
White people (especially in FL) love to say this about the weather: "Its not the heat that gets you, its the ___."
Humidity
800-588-2300...
Empire
White people always say this when they hear a child crying in public.
"Well someone isn't happy."
They go towards it/ checks it out.