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Whites In Sports
"White People" Interests
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White People Food
100

You overhear a confrontation in a restaurant between a white woman and her waiter. The woman is furious and asks for the _______.

Who is the "Manager/Supervisor"

100

This Olympic swimmer holds the record for most medals of all time (28). 

Who is "Michael Phelps"

100

"White People's" favorite modern artist.

Who is "Banksy"

100

Name one thing you would find a white child being beaten with when in trouble.

Nothing, they get away with everything

100

This mayo-infused side dish is really gross, tangy, and I hate it, but is a staple at white get-togethers.

What is "Cole Slaw" (Deduct 100 points to anyone admitting they enjoy coleslaw)

200

You go over to your white friends house to hang out, and when stepping inside his dad calls out: "Hey _____, how's it hangin?"

What is "Buddy/Bucko/Sport/Dude"

200

While making out with his son, this NFL QB managed to win 7 Super Bowls.

Who is "Tom Brady"

200

This once prestigious way for educational discussion to spread, now used for "White people" to express being weird to large amounts of people while passing it off as education. 

What is a "Ted Talk"

200

This genre of music is adored by "White People", and whites kids especially try their hardest to emulate the speed and flow of this genre to keep up wit their favorite artists.

Rap/Hip-Hop

200

This seasoning is sworn to be the savior of all foods, "White People" cannot live without it.

What is "Salt"

300

This phrase is a go-to for white dads when dealing with their excited or gung-ho children.

What is "Hold your horses"

300

This professional soccer star of the early 2000's became world famous for his scoring. Coining the phrase "Bend it like ____".

Who is "David Beckham"

300

Most common for "White People" fresh out of high school or collage to do so they can "find themselves"

What is "Taking a year off/Backpacking through Europe"

300

What is an item of clothing exclusively worn by "White People" during the winter time?

Shorts

300

"White Peoples" favorite method of cooking chicken.

What is "Boiling"

400

A white man notices flashing lights behind him on the highway, he pulls over and is approached by a cop, how does he respond?

What is "Good evening/What seems to be the problem officer?"

400

Name the NBA player nicknamed "White Chocolate"

Who is "Jason Williams"

400

In the early 1800s, this theatrical makeup technique was criticized for its offensive use but "White People" love to keep popping up at Cons and halloween parties every year bringing it back.

What is "Black Face"

400

Famous for starring as the protagonist in this trilogy made about Cyber Futurism, impacting the hearts of millions of 2000s "White people".

Who is "Keanu Reeves"

400

"White People" have a higher likelihood to carry a gene to break down dairy.

What is "Lactose"

500

"White People" will claim to be a small percentage of this group of people to prove they are not 100% white.

What is "Native American/Indian"

500

"King of the Halfpipe", this retired skater was a winter Olympic legend, and had flowing red hair like no other.

Who is "Shaun White"

500

Often just called "ultimate," this sport was first played in the 1960s by "White People" and has been championed by them since.

What is "Ultimate Frisbee"

500

Although some use it in private, what is one thing a white person wishes they could do publicly?

What is "the N-word"

500

A "White Person's" delight, a platter often paired with wines.

What are "Charcuterie Boards"

600

A phrase often said when a "White Person" has tasted something new that they quite like.

What is "Ohh these are dangerous"

600

This "White Person" has won nine Olympic gold medals and 21 world championship gold medals, the most in history for a female swimmer.

Who is "Kate Ledecky"

600

It is not uncommon for a "White Person" especially ex-military to travel to this continent looking for a wife.

What is "Asia"

600

Something easily afforded on a regular basis to "White" children as their parents often had excess income

What is an "Allowance"

600

This occasion is so cherished by "White People" that it has become a meme among the internet for this type of dinner held in white households where south american food is shared.

What is "White People Taco Night"