Childhood
Some say this was the greatest day ever others say it was just another day, Eef was born on this day in this year.
March 29th 1997
A flying saucer!?! Wait no it is just the college club Eef brought back to Columbus State University.
Ultimate Frisbee
You might think that Eef knows some sort of martial arts but he fights this disease rather than ninjas.
Hashimoto's Disease
Boy scouts, what an adventure. Eef loved this outdoor excursion during his time in the scouts.
Camping
Eef always loved these little guys, whether in the Pet Shop or a Grocery Store, he always smiled when he got a tub of this snack.
Goldfish
Some say he could have been Messi, other say he could have been Brett Farve. These are two activities Eef participated in as a child.
Flag Football and Soccer
Playing basketball, Eef had a collision with Chandler Dedman making people think he was a dead man. This injury mat have cuased an awful headache.
A concussion
Eef thought he walked among people from out of this world however his eye disfuntion causes peanut butter and mixed people to be this color.
Green
Camp, a place of many great memories and surprisingly great mustaches. Eef found inspriation from this movie to show his camp spirit.
Dodgeball
Eef was always looking for an adventure as a kid, now he has to be somewhat of an adult but still finds time for this escape to another world.
Brandon Sanderson (Audio)Books
According to pop culture, these two doofuses Eef and Pat Pat might actually be twins, this age gap says otherwise.
15 Months
Phil Jackson, Mike Budenholzer, Eef these are a few of the greatest to ever do it.
(middleschool) Basketball Coach
In football you usually try to score a touchdown, however Eef touched down, breaking this part of his body.
As a young lad, mother may have had an oopsie with the trimmers requiring father to step in saving the day by giving Eef this esquisite haircut.
A Mohawk
A loving mother once taught Eef his colors... He failed... at this age.
Age 4
On the plains, some people may have thought Eef was an Elephant, however this is where the Stallions roamed.
Holy Ground
No more monkeys jumping on the bead, Eef did not listen. He did not bump his head but did break this body part requiring one of his favorite shirts to be cut off.
Collar Bone
Are we in Florida? Nope, that is just the beautiful roar is this atv Eef cruised around Camp Arrowwood in.
The Gator
Father finding out Eef received a speeding ticket this Founding Father scolded him.
James Madison
Siblings always come up with the best nicknames. This nickname for his sister reminds us of a doorbell.
Ding Ding
Eef brought many things to camp arrowwood, great staches, powerful stares, and this fast paced multi-sport activity.
Speedball
A nice cool morning, the sun is rising, birds are humming and the garbage man is collecting. Eef on his morning ride before school was aided by a most wonderful trash collector after riding into this.
A mail box
They should have cast Eef in Baywatch after this heroic act to save his close friend from certain doom or just a painful walk back to shore.
Carrying Nathan and his cut up feet to the beach.
Who's the man behind the mask? Eef adopted Cody as his new name, this was his new body.
Columbus State Mascot (Cody the Cougar)