Who said it
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Dad Jokes
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100

"Some people are worth melting for."

Olaf - Frozen

100

Patient's repressed anxiety and severe agoraphobia routinely trigger catastrophic meteorological events.

Elsa

100

 What is the best part of living in Switzerland?

 The flag is a big plus

100

In a deck of decks, which king does not have a mustache?

King of hearts

100

Harry Potter universe, what is the name of the train taking students to Hogwarts?

Hogwarts Express

100

"Got a long list of ________, they'll tell you I'm insane."  

Ex-lovers

200

"It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion; it doesn't matter. It's moo."

Joey Tribbiani - Friends

200

Patient copes with extreme domestic servitude by holding active conversations with household vermin.

Cinderella

200

Why can you never trust atoms 


They make up everything

200

What is the only flying mammal on Earth?

The bat

200

What is the name of the three-headed dog that guards the trapdoor leading to the Sorcerer's Stone?

Fluffy

200

"If you're out on the road, feeling lonely and so cold. All you have to do is call my name, and I'll be there on the next ________."

Train

300

"I understood that reference."

Who is Steve Rogers / Captain America?
The Avengers (2012)

300

Patient exhibits textbook Stockholm syndrome and romanticizes her highly aggressive, heavily furred captor.

Belle

300

What is the reason a bicycle can never stand up by itself?


Because it is two-tired

300

What is the hardest substance found in the human body?

Tooth enamel

300

While the world knows him as Prince Harry, what is his official first name on his royal birth certificate.

Henry ...  Charles Albert David

300

"My lover's got humour, she's the ________ at a funeral."

Giggle

400

"I am a cotton-headed ninny-muggins!"

Buddy the Elf - Elf

400

Patient suffers from intense maternal gaslighting and uses heavy kitchen cookware as her primary coping mechanism.

Rapunzel

400

Why should you never call someone average 


Because its a mean thing to say

400

Which land mammal can hold their breaths longer than a dolphin?

Sloth

400

In Harry Potter, what magical item does Draco Malfoy use to successfully smuggle Death Eaters into Hogwarts?

A Vanishing Cabinet

400

"She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene. Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the ________."

One

500

"That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets."

Damian Leigh - Mean Girls

500

Patient presents with chronic hypersomnia after being raised in total isolation by three eccentric women.

Aurora/ Sleeping beauty

500

Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?


For hispanic attacks

500

What mammal sweats milk

The platypus

500

Which song earned Harry Styles the Grammy Award for Song of the Year in 2023?

As It Was

500

"Clock strikes upon the hour, and the sun begins to fade. Still enough time to figure out how to chase my ________ away."

Blues

600

"Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!"

Mushu - Mulan

600

Patient experiences auditory hallucinations from local flora and exhibits a savior complex toward armed trespassers.

Pocahontas

600

What is the reason you can never hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom.


Because its "P" is silent

600

What is the number of men that have walked on the moon?

12

600

What is Williams Middle Name?

HARRY 

600

"Diana, let me be the one to light a fire inside those eyes. You've been lonely, you don't even know me, but I can feel you ________."


Crying