Who Said It?

Parks & Rec

100

Everything hurts and I'm dying.

Leslie Knope

200

I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

Ron Swanson

300

Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously. That's impossible.

Andy Dwyer

400

If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

Chris Traeger

500

It’s like I always say. When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma’s jewelry, and go clubbing.

Jean-Ralphio

The Office

100

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Michael Scott

200

I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.

Kevin Malone

300

If I don't have some cake soon, I might die.

Stanley Hudson

400

I talk a lot, so I've learned to tune myself out.

Kelly Kapoor

500

There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?

Pam Beesly

Friends

100

We were on a break!

Ross Geller

200

If he doesn't like you this is all a moo point... Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

Joey Tribbiani

300

Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

Phoebe Buffay

400

I mean isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?

Rachel Green

500

I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Chandler Bing

The Big Bang Theory

100

Bazinga

Sheldon

200

My mother put an "I love you" brisket in my backpack!

Howard

300

My meemaw calls me Moon Pie.

Sheldon

400

Oh, Sheldon changed the password, it's now "Penny is a freeloader"...no spaces.

Leonard

500

Nothing rhymes with orange. It's probably lonely.

Raj

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

100

I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Jake Peralta

200

This one says "Die Pig." And worst of all, they didn't put the comma between die and pig.

Amy Santiago

300

The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts. So I'm incorporating emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.

Gina Linetti

400

Fun? I was never fun. You take that back.

Captain Raymond Holt

500

Oh, you're right. I'm gonna tell him. It might not be today. It might not be tomorrow. It definitely won't be later than tomorrow. So pretty much today or tomorrow then.

Charles Boyle