"We praying babe"
Justus (2019)
"I'm going to crop dust you."
Jeriah (2025)
_____: "Micah you look like that alien on that truck"
Micah: "Because I'm an immigrant?"
_____: "No because you're out of this world :)"
"If I hear sound upside down, does it sound different?"
Silas (2020)
"Be rebellious and go to small group"
Addie (2024)
"I'll pull up and I'll heterosexual"
Justus (2019)
"I love athletic women"
Micah (2025)
Addie: "It's Ted Cruze!"
_____: "Addie... that's Tom Cruze. Ted Cruze is the politician."
Aidan (2025)
"Is that roof crooked or am I crooked??"
Georgia (2022)
"Thursday is Friday"
Ciara (2022)
"You're Filipino? I thought you were asian??"
Kayley (2020)
"Lowkey EP is like an anime"
Bobby (2025)
Moriah: "I'm pregnant with a green babyyy"
Caylie: "What does that make the gender?"
_____: "It's just a boy who peed"
Addie (2022)
"Did you know that if you wear your shift inside-out the whole world is wearing it?"
Cara (2025)
"I'm never trippin, I'm sitting right now"
Cara (2022)
"You're making me constipated"
Micah (2021)
“I found a wenis! ☝️”
Ephraim (2025)
Caylie: "The back of the café smells really bad"
Hannah: "Are you sure it's not _____ stinking up the café"
Ephraim
"God said let there be light, but he never said how much"
Trenton (2025)
"Debt is for poor people"
Eden (2022)
"Can you sign my baby?"
Jadyn (2024)
"We farted in Vienna and it was pretty great"
Addie (2025)
Aidan: "What if you fail?"
_____: "Aidan I have failed so hard so if I fail it's fine"
Nate (2020)
"Aliens are not real, but bald people are"
Gabi (2021)
"WAIT RIBS ARE ACTUAL RIBS?? I THOUGHT THEY WERE LEGS OR SOMETHING"
Justus (2020)