Hi it's so nice to meet you! I'm Grace and you must be fat.
Grace said?
100
And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.
Principal Figgins said?
100
“No one’s as uptight as Melissa!”
Spencer said?
100
"My wife won't let me go to Vegas." Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to a group of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic taunt.
Phil said?
100
Oh, my nose!
Marcia said?
200
What am I supposed to do? Stay here until I get pregnant too?
Ashley said?
200
"I'll often yell at homeless people 'Hey, hows that homelessness working out for you?' Give NOT being homeless a try!"
Sue said?
200
“What do you like to do for fun on weekends? Break old ladies’ hips?”
Caleb said?
200
guess what I'm trying to say is, "Don't stop believing. Get this party started."
Alex said?
200
Mom always said, 'Don't play ball in the house.'
Bobby said?
300
You're a good thing. Amy Juergens you're the best thing that ever happened to him.
Nora(Ricky's mom) said?
300
I know I’m gonna be a bridesmaid at Mike and Tina’s wedding, and I’m gonna be anxiously awaiting — just like everyone else — to see if their babies are Asian, too.
Britany said?
300
“This year, I plan to go from Honor Roll to toilet roll.”
Lucas said?
300
If you ain't white, you ain't right.
Phil said?
300
Pork chops and applesauce.
Peter said?
400
You know how much you love John? I love you more than 17 times that much. And no one is gonna treat my little girl like that.
George(Amy's Dad) said?
400
It's like saying vegetarianism is an option for lions.
Holly said?
400
“Oh, he found me — looked at me, and then got on the bus to Bastardville.”
Hanna said?
400
You cheated on me with choreography and that is the worst kind.
Cameron said?
400
"Baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk!"
Buddy Hinton said?
500
The whole world is high school.
Anne(Amy's mom) said?
500
I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama.
Santana said?
500
“One eye is bigger than the other. You look like a strung-out Powerpuff Girl.”
Hanna said?
500
My knee's been singing all morning.
Manny said?
500
I am a little sunflower...Sunny, brave, and true. From tiny bud to blossom, I do good deeds for you.