Alter Egos
Hot Takes
This Actually Happened
Explain Yourself
Formerly Known As
100

This teammate can play just enough piano to make you think they actually know what they’re doing.

Who is Aaron Johnston

100

This teammate has a strong stance on meals: breakfast foods belong in the morning—never at dinner.

Who is Jia Burke?

100

In what they consider their most adventurous moment, this teammate bravely ate a beet.

Who is Dustin Britt?

100

This teammate has severe misophonia and can’t listen to people chew food—even on TV.

Who is Adam Boyle?

100

Long before who we know them as today, this teammate answered to the nickname “Miss Piggy.”

Who is Darlene Tobin

200

Three members of the team share this unexpected circus-ready skill: juggling. Name one of them

Who is Brian Jones? / Georgia Gray? / Brian Smith?

200

While most people dream of sand and waves, this teammate is firmly anti-beach.

Who is Kate Neyhart?

200

This teammate has never done something many students have at least once: skipped a class.This teammate once rode an elephant at the age of five—an unforgettable early-life adventure.

Who is Blyth Koehler?

200

This teammate insists on one non-negotiable rule before bed: their feet must be completely clean.

Who is John Locker?

200

This teammate once worked in university special events, helping run large-scale campus functions.

Who is Haley Shue

300

This teammate’s recent hobby is “vibe coding” and exploring creative outlets through tech and art.

Who is Brian Jones

300

This teammate has gone their entire life without doing something many people have done more than once: gone on 2 first dates 

Who is Hannah Westbrooks


300

This teammate took a leap—literally—by participating in large bridge swinging.

Who is Scott Swanson?

300

This teammate has a very specific food stance: blueberries are a hard pass.

Who is Haley Shue?

300

Before their current career, this teammate dreamed of serving in the U.S. Congress as a Senator.

Who is Chris McDade

400

Two teammates share the same cozy alter ego: getting lost in a good book. Name one.

Who is Claire Austin? / Laura Reichert?

400

Despite its global popularity, this teammate has gone their entire life without ever drinking Coke

Who is Georgia Gray?

400

This teammate once chased down a street thief in South America to recover a stolen necklace.

Who is Aaron Johnston?

400

This teammate finds an oddly satisfying joy in cleaning ear wax out of their family’s ears.

Who is Katherine Benson?

400

Before his current role, this teammate once worked scooping ice cream for a living.

Who is John Locker

500

Before their current career, this teammate dreamed of designing fairways and greens as a golf course architect

Who is Brian Smith?

500

This teammate has an oddly specific pet peeve: they can’t stand the sight of crumpled paper, napkins, or wrappers.

Who is Nikki Long?

500

This teammate casually mentions a weekend spent with a famously controversial public figure known as “Octomom.”

Who is Brian Gibson?

500

This teammate describes one of their most unique habit simply as: “ear inside ear.”

Who is Chris McDade?

500

In a previous chapter, this teammate envisioned a future as a professor.

Who is Blyth Koehler