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100

"It's the last day of school, everybody's gonna be doing weird stuff"

Kaylee Glaunert-Luther
100
When discussing a teacher's lack of pay during the summer months, this student suggested Ms. Dotson get a sugar daddy.

Wyatt Perkins

100

When Ms. Dotson showed up to school in her strawberry blonde wig, this student asked if she "got highlights"

Lola Westadt

100

When Ms. Dotson asked her kids, "What is love?" This student replied with, "It's when somebody holds your hair back while you're throwing up"

Rosie Starkey

100

"So Ms. Kaimann, how old will you be when I turn 18?"

Kaiden Menteer-Miller

200

That one day Ms. Dotson curled her hair in ringlets, this student said, "Is that how you used to do your hair in the 80s when you were younger?" 

Connor Crompton

200

This student put a frog leg in his mouth while dissecting in Ms. Graddy's class

Michael Scott

200

"Teachers are just strangers handing out candy when we do something good"

Adam Moore

200

This student tried to teach Layla Arnold, Kalub Colbert, and Aiden Watkins how to run from the cops

Hayden Schuler

200

When Ms. Kaimann said, "guess where I was three years ago today?" This student replied with,"high school?"

Drake Toedebusch

300

This student said that Mrs. Graddy has challenged him and been the most fun

Chase Willis

300

This student thinks Ms. Kaimann hates him

Canton Maddock

300

This student says Ms. Dotson will "just travel anywhere for love" because she's that desperate. 

Cavanaugh Balcom

300

This student says Ms. Kaimann teaches her to be a better person and she admires the friendship she has with Ms. Dotson

Izzy Strain

300

"You know how you guys gave me that one superlative yesterday?...Yeah I lost it."

Becca Wilmes

400
"Ms. Kaimann I'm never gonna use this. I just wanna be an engineer."

Cameren Hayes

400

This student called Ms. Dotson "big booty Judy" at the beginning of the year

Wyatt Perkins

400

This student has a better love life than Ms. Dotson.

Layla Arnold

400

This student's thank you card to Dr. Greer said, "Thanks for letting me and my friends get away with stuff."

Josiah Davis

400

This student says the classrooms smell like Orschelens

Cameren Hayes

500

This student made his mother a "four course meal." When asked what he made, he said, "chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans, and corn."

Phillip Smith

500

In his reflection paper from the 8th hour class meeting Ms. Dotson held at the beginning of the year, this student said all she needed to do to get control over the classroom was "find God"

Mark Olle

500

This student fake sighs and says he'll bring in his missing work tomorrow...every day.

Anthony Ruppert

500

This student said that Ms. Nosal looked like Dora when she dressed up as Marcia from The Outsiders

Brindan Richardson

500

This student steals an obnoxious number of oranges from the cafeteria

Brendan Hansen