Scathing Film Reviews
"I've had mosquito bites that were more passionate than this undead, unrequited, and altogether unfun pseudo-romantic riff on 'Romeo and Juliet.'" — Marc Salov, The Austin Chronicle.
In "New Moon", the second book in the "Twilight" saga, Jacob Black becomes one of these, enemy of the vampires.
WEREWOLF
It touches four of the Great Lakes.
MICHIGAN
Bruno the dog is turned into a footman for the horse-drawn pumpkin coach in this animated film.
CINDERELLA
The name of this food magazine is a French phrase often said before dining.
BON APPETIT
"This is a movie about how words aren't cool, but you can still expect a girl to fall at your feet in response to mild wordplay. Please keep up. Or throw whatever device you’re reading this on into the ocean. Send me a postcard ... tell me what it’s like to be free." — Kaitlyn Tiffany and Lizzie Plaugic, The Verge.
In books by Jeff Kinney, Greg Heffley writes the "Diary of" this title type of "Kid."
WIMPY
Its shape reminds of one of those big foam fingers at sporting events.
This pet is actually Genetic Experiment 626.
STITCH
Warren Buffett topped this mag's 2008 list of billionaires; Michael Bloomberg was its most powerful billionaire in 2009.
FORBES
"While I had the misfortune to see (redacted) in a theater, most people will simply press 'play' out of curiosity on their Roku remote. I am willing to concede that this might elevate the experience a little ... the ability to take a quick trip to the kitchen or restroom after shouting 'no, don't pause it' to your partner on the couch will be liberating." — Jordan Hoffman, Vanity Fair.
BRIGHT
Shel Silverstein's poems & drawings are collected in "Where" this "Ends."
SIDEWALK
The combined area of all the other New England states would fit inside this largest New England state.
MAINE
In this film, Rhino the hamster helps his dog hero, who doesn't actually have super powers.
BOLT
In 1967 John Lennon appeared on the cover of the first issue of this magazine.
ROLLING STONE
"(Redacted) is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it's more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date." —Roger Ebert
VALENTINE'S DAY
"Inkspell" & "Inkdeath" are sequels to this book.
It's the smallest state in the Deep South.
SOUTH CAROLINA
In this film, the mouse Roddy St. James finds a new world after going down the bathroom's whirlpool.
FLUSHED AWAY
This mag now distributed with the Sunday paper debuted in 1941, subtitled "The Weekly Picture Newspaper."
"(Redacted) saves its scariest moment for the end: a virtual guarantee that there will be a sequel." — Desson Howe, The Washington Post.
"The Tale of" this big-eared guy is "the Story of a Mouse, a Princess, Some Soup and a Spool of Thread."
DESPEREAUX
Eight other states were formed all or in part from territory this state once claimed.
Lovelace is a rockhopper who will answer any of life's questions for the price of a pebble in this film.
"Life made easier" is the motto of the magazine called "Real" this.