Childhood
Teens
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The blunder years (0-38)
100

What did I put under my pillow to try to trick the tooth fairy?

A) The same tooth I lost the week before

B) Kernel of corn

C) White rock

D) Sheep tooth

100

What language was I forced to learn at school?

A) Spanish

B) French

C) Japanese

D) German

100

Which of these did I not "study" at University

A) History

B) Computer Science

C) Anthropology 

D) Sociology

100

Prominent UK DJ Andy C once came into my kitchen before playing a gig. What did I ask him?

A) If he would like something to eat

B) For him to play Wagon Wheel

C) To make me a coffee

D) When the drop was coming, so I could prepare

200

What was my biggest fear as a child?

A) Aliens

B) Ghosts

C) Mannequins

D) All of the above

200

What was my first job? (for a whopping $4.55 before tax)

A) Supermarket shelf facer 

B) Driving range baller picker-upper

C) Personal Insurance Consultant

D) Paper run

200

What was I doing during the 2007 Undie 500 riot in Dunedin?

A) Operating the fire hose

B) Studying in my room with headphones on

C) Supplying couches for the festivities

D) Innocent bystander

200

Which of the following was not one of my nicknames?

A) Jorge

B) Pig

C) Geo-field-spirit-caster

D) Jr Chick

E) Cheoff/Cheoffrey

F) Big Mike

G) Gee-Dubs

H) Gordon

I) Lodge

L) Steven Seagal

K) Old Man George

300

Which of the following did I not have as a pet?

A) Dog

B) Guinea pig

C) Chinchilla

D) Axolotl

300

In 5th Form (Year 11) Graphics, I designed a drink bottle that was so good that my teacher stole the idea. The next semester a major soft drink brand released a very similar looking bottle. Which brand was it?

A) Fanta

B) Sprite

C) Dr Pepper

D) L&P

300

Which of these licences were trusted to a 17 year old me?

A) Forklift

B) Firearms

C) Fishing

D) EP Personal Lines - Car Level E

300

When I was 5 years old, my sister gave me a My Little Pony. What did I call it?

A) Dragon

B) Minnie (it was also my cat's name)

C) Horse

D) Flower Bud Rose Bud