Step One
Knock off the excess dirt.
A.) How to fight a punching bag
B.) How to clean soccer cleats
B.) How to clean soccer cleats
Read the applicable law.
A.) How to sue a lawyer
B.) How to defend yourself in a lawsuit
B.) How to defend yourself in a lawsuit
Launch a campaign for making your school "period friendly."
A.) How to deal with your period at school
B.) How to make the world a better place
A.) How to deal with your period at school
Identify what you know about the news.
A.) How to read a thick newspaper in a short time
B.) How to become a news anchor
A.) How to read a thick newspaper in a short time
Master the Chinese system.
A.) How to learn Chinese
B.) How to count to 10 in Korean
B.) How to count to 10 in Korean
Learn very specific facts and recite them regularly
A.) How to study for an exam
B.) How to be random
B.) How to be random
Get in shape.
A.) How to become an ultimate fighter
B.) How to prepare for a fight in the streets
A.) How to become an ultimate fighter
Familiarize yourself with exceptions to rabies restrictions.
A.) How to check for rabies
B.) How to bring a dog into the United States
B.) How to bring a dog into the United States
Stop using heat.
A.) How to thicken your hair
B.) How to lower gas bills
A.) How to thicken your hair
Check your species' hardiness zone.
A.) How to do a dissection
B.) How to plant hydrangeas
B.) How to plant hydrangeas
Visit your local bank.
A.) How to deposit a check
B.) How to rob a bank
A.) How to deposit a check
Smile when you feel down
A.) How to win a smiling contest
B.) How to always be happy
B.) How to always be happy
Delegate tasks.
A.) How to sleep deeply on Christmas Eve
B.) How to plan out your day
A.) How to sleep deeply on Christmas Eve
Be aware of the dangers.
A.) How to swim with piranhas
B.) How to download movies
B.) How to download movies
Decrease rice consumption.
A.) How to stop being Asian.
B.) How to stop enjoying carbs
B.) How to stop enjoying carbs