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Canon Events
100
The line “You cry in your tea that you hurled in the sea” refers to which historical event?
The Boston Tea Party
100
To me he’ll always be the Sexiest Man Alive, just like he was in 2010. I first noticed him in Two Guys, A Girl, & A Pizza Place before he became both a Marvel & DC super hero and a love interest in RomComs like: The Proposal, Definitely, Maybe, & Free Guy
Ryan Reynolds
100
Who else died during the Assassination of Franz Ferdinand?
His wife Sophie was also shot & killed
- She was NOT pregnant, despite the legend
100
What class does Chris Pine 100% accurately & just as effectively play in the Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves movie?
Bard
100
This record-breaking video game released in November of 2004 is still my all-time favorite game. It started out as a Vanilla experience & included nElves & Dwarves. Today, it still has a Classic experience. It is currently on it's 10th expansion and stil has ~7 million active subscribers.
World of Warcraft
200
Whom is Jefferson talking to when he says, “Sally, be a lamb. Darlin’, won’t you open it”?
Sally Fields
200
He is well known for being the sexiest audiologist.
Miles
200
Grace Bedell, an 11-year old girl, convinced Abraham Lincoln to do what, which changed his life forever?
Grow a Beard
200
What general change did the new 2024-2025 D&D rulebooks change to healing spells & effects?
Thye got "buffed"
(2x healing or Action --> Bonus Action)
200
During my time in this city, I learned a new language and even met Dieter F. Uchtdorf twice. It is often referred to as the financial capital of its country and even the continent. It's name is synonomous with hot dog.
Frankfurt, Germany
300
Which historical event does the following line refer to: “Imagine what gon’ happen when you try to tax our whiskey.”
The Whiskey Rebellion
300
This sexy actor is known for being a Kansas City Chiefs fan, a smaller Marvel super hero role, & most famously for consistently trolling Conan O’Brien with a singular Mac and Me clip.
Paul Rudd
300
Allegedly, what did Calvin Coolidge say to the woman who bet $50 that she could get him to say more than two words?
You lose
300
Outside of "authors" of books in 5e, what else do Tasha, Mordankainen, & Fizban all have in common?
They are all wizards
300
My love for musicals all began when when my high school performed this famous musical. After seeing it, I could have danced all night. In fact, in the months that followed, just like Freddy, I would tell my friends:
I have often walked down this street before
But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before
All at once am I several stories high
Knowing I'm on the street where you [performed]
My Fair Lady
400
What unique situation happened with the presidential election of 1800 between Jefferson vs Burr?
The Electoral College tied
400
He is the sexiest African American in Hamilton for his portrayal of two characters. He is also the voice of Sebastian in The Little Mermaid
Daveed Diggs
400
Allegedly, Rasputin was murdered after several failed attempts. Name 3+ (successful or not).
Poison x2, beating, 3 gunshots, drowning, burning, castration
400
Unlike in Balder's Gate 3, what can you NOT do in a single turn, even if one uses an Action & another uses a Bonus Action?
Cast more than one spell
400
I was born to be a nerd/geek as I am afflicted both the most sterotypical physical & mental ailments in media. What are they?
ADHD & Ashtma
500
How did Burr’s DAUGHTER Theodosia ironically die at age 29?
Hint: “You’ll _________”
The boat she was on was blown off course by a hurricane and she was never heard from again.
500
As a middle schooler I daydreamed of her, just like she often did, as the title character in this Disney Original Series from the ‘90s, with her besties Gordo & Mariah?
(Actress or Character)
Hilary Duff or Lizzie McGuire
500
What was Teddy Roosevelt “photoshopped” doing in a famously faked photo?
Hint: It had to do with his
Riding a moose.
500
Name & describe any famous rules exploit.
Railgun Spear, Tabaxi Speed, Bag of Holding Bombs, Similacrum Wish Wizard, etc.
500
This all-time favorite TV show of mine debuted in 2001 & is famous for a bromance and is well-known (to me) for the following lines:
"I miss you so much it hurts sometimes"
"Do what you have to, don't wake me."
"Jealousy's an ugly color, bankfarter"
"Hooch is crazy"
"Eagleeeeee"
"...here at Sacred Fart. Did you see the sign?"
Scrubs