Christmas Chronicles
This gift was received most ungratefully by Grandma Murray
What is a ham?
This side dish was secretly injected with expired ingredients and had most of the family visiting the bathroom less than 20 minutes after dinner.
What is green bean casserole?
This name was emblazoned on the front of the golf cart in vinyl lettering.
Who is Miss B. Haven?
These colorful ovals are often found in Grandma Judy's yard for several weeks after Easter.
What are Easter eggs?
This couple renewed their vows while outfitted in a toilet paper dress and a toilet paper tuxedo.
Who are Dave & Judy?
This dairy delight is sure to be found in Grandma Judy's fridge during the holidays.
What is eggnog?
Your friends might think you played this game with a werewolf after seeing the scratches Grandma Judy had left.
What is spoons?
Shortly after the pontoon boat donned this theme, complete with water balloon launcher, all water toys were banned from the Holiday Lake boat parade.
What is a Pirate ship?
This funny bunny would unknowingly re-lay an egg from her basket each time she bent down to pick up a new one.
Who is Kaylin?
This uninvited guest has managed to appear at more weddings, bridal showers, baby showers, anniversary celebrations, and birthdays than any member of the family, and always overstays his welcome after the party.
Who is Mr. Pig?
This Christmas spy was met with skepticism after claiming to have seen "The Big Man" on Christmas Eve.
Who is Sandra?
Grandpa Dave's favorite spot to make this chilly summertime treat was in the driveway.
What is homemade ice cream?
This gambler bet the kids $100 that they had not actually just seen a muskrat, then watched in silence as one swam along the shore behind the kids.
Who is Jeff?
The most recent year the entire family made it to the Easter celebration
What is 2019?
This craftsman kept his hands busy making lots of beautiful wood pieces for every member of the family.
Who is Grandpa Dave?
This Kringle was known for her aluminum Christmas tree that reflected colorful lights from underneath and for giving out Life Saver books full of money at Christmas each year
Who is Grandma Dorothy?
The first year this duo put on a fireworks display, the neighbors were sent scurrying as one accidently tipped over and repeatedly fired at their house.
Who are Taylor and Bill?
This water skier was hung upside down by their swimsuit while attempting to jump from the boat.
Who is Tracy?
This venue was Grandpa Dave's favorite place to catch some zzz's on Easter Sunday.
What is St. Matthew's Church?
This duo invented the sleeping bag bobsled on Grandma Judy's long and narrow staircase on 29th St.
Who are Dani & Taylor?
This heavenly bread was a favorite to eat at the holidays, but not so much to make.
What are angel biscuts?
This potent smelling ingredient was mistakenly used to brine a Turkey at Lisa's one year.
What is Apple Cider Vinegar?
This half-drunken crew of 3 narrowly escaped their sinking vessel, a pink paddle boat.
Who are Judy, Lisa, and Deb?
This motivated egg hunter nearly received a concussion for their tree-climbing efforts on Dove Court.
Who is Kaylin?
This bushy tailed rodent made its way into the laundry chute at Judy & Dave's house.
What is a squirrel / Who is Stubby?