Commercial Quotes
Stellabrate the Holidays
Stella Rosa
Like a Virgin, she doesn't even know how to make wine; her father had to make it
Ciccone 2005 Madonna Chardonnay (Leelanau Peninsula, Michigan) Wine Enthusiast Rating: 82 points "This wine is as intense as its namesake, the singer Madonna," Wine Enthusiast wrote in 2009. "Not coincidentally, it is made by her father."
"I love the Henschke Hill of Grace wines, that and the Penfolds Grange. They are probably the two best Aussie wines," says this Aussie.
Hugh Jackman
This non-essential person complained about “elitist snobs in the fashion press” for blackballing the “most elegant First Lady in American history.”
Orange Menace (no offense, Dennis)
It may be the oldest known type of wine, as it is the most straightforward to make with the skin contact method.
Rose
For Every American Table.... His spirit lives on....
Woodbridge by Robert Mondavi
"Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?" Nevermind, that would be your stomach after having had some of my wine.
Dan Aykroyd Wines 2007 Discovery Series Chardonnay (Sonoma County) Wine Enthusiast Rating: 83 points "Tart and jammy, with acidic, one-dimensional flavors of pineapples, vanilla and butterscotch," the site writes.
"[Negroamaro is] just delicious, wonderful red wine," the dame of the stage would recall.
Dame Helen Mirren
On talking about coronavirus woes, this celeb chose to air her tragic humor, while having companionship and like 20,000 square feet of house, like so: "One thing that I’ve learned from being in quarantine is that people - this is like being in jail, is what it is... It’s mostly because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay.”
Ellen DeGeneres
Gamay grapes have been around in France since the 15th c. making this type of wine.
Red
A very long breath after a very long week...
Yellow Tail
This "Bartender" said that this wine was surely a ticking "Time Bomb."
Dave Matthews' Dreaming Tree 2011 Cabernet Sauvignon (North Coast, California) Wine Enthusiast Rating: 82 points "This is a dry red wine exuding bell pepper and oak that was made in large quantities in partnership with musician Dave Matthews," the site's critic wrote.
"If it’s red, it’s alright with me," says the singer of a football jingle.
Carrie Underwood
Maybe it works at home with a supermodel wife, but he sure as hell better not show this on the field: "I like attention from her, so when I’m not getting it I let her know in immature ways, like a young, immature child would... You throw fits and you pout and you whine until you get what you want"
Tom Brady
Words such as wort, noble rot and mutage are associated with the fermentation process of this type of wine.
White
The pop, the pour, the clink, the fizz & more....
Laithwait's Wine
"I don't like to get beat in anything!" but then, I guess I shouldn't have gone into wines....
Jeff Gordon 2011 Cabernet Sauvignon (Napa Valley) Wine Enthusiast Rating: 83 points "This is a thin, unfussy wine that imparts bell pepper and asparagus in a sea of green flavor," the site's critic writes.
"My favorite wines? Spanish Tempranillo," so shows his fatal attraction.
Michael Douglas
“I miss hugging my parents, and my kids, like, won’t hug me. And I’m like, ‘Guys, we’ve all been in lockdown together. We’re fine. You can give me a hug. It’s fine,’” she said, as she broke down in tears on her TV show.
Kelly Ripa
Winemakers only macerate for a few hours, up to a day.
Rose
Start with Tradition and then do your own thing...
Meiomi Pinot Noir
"You're never a loser until you quit trying..." I guess I'd better keep trying....
Mike Ditka 2011 The Icon Cabernet Sauvignon (Napa Valley) Wine Enthusiast Rating: 85 points "Not overly structured, it'll please tough guys who like their wine to be easily quaffable," the Wine Enthusiast critic writes.
This hungrily gaming American actress would say, "Someone once told me that there is no such thing as a bad Sancerre, and that was good advice. Now, every time I see Sancerre on the menu, I order it."
Elizabeth Banks
Instagramming an emotional meltdown, this singer, trapped in his mansion, closed his downward spiral of tears with: 'I love you all very much. Please stay safe. Drink loads of water. Read. I hate reading. Do things to keep busy. I am going to watch TV because I'm bored s**tless!' Too bad the rest of the world didn't feel too sorry for him.
Sam Smith
Being the Italian national vino, "this is the most planted variety in Italy, and Italian wine in general is much more tart, lighter in body, and more acidic than most of these other styles."
Red, Sangiovese