Invierno Puns
Richard III's Camping Store had a season-long sale on places you sleep while outdoors and told customers this.
Now is the winter of our discount tents.
I didn't used to make tree puns, but this year I decided to do this.
Branch out
My former student, Rod Stewart, rewrote the first single from Blondes Have More Fun about Jolly Old Saint Nick making sure his identity stays a secret, and called it this.
Do Ya Think I'm Santa?
When I tried to give Mariah Carey a place to park her cars as a gift, she told me this.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
What my former student, and future "We Found Love" singer, called her album with songs about the thing you decorate around Christmas.
Treehanna
Blackstreet really wanted a white Christmas, and when things started falling from the sky, they told it, "I like the way you're workin'," and this.
Snow diggity.
Christmas' favorite tense.
The present
Gary Allan wrote a Christmas tune that wound up being the second single off his 2003 album See If I Care, about how much he hears about Rudolph's coworkers and called it this.
Songs About Reindeer
When the sandwich press I gave Lil Nas X for Christmas started making fun of him, he asked the sandwiches this.
Panini, why you gotta be such a meanie?
Pseudonym used by my former student and future "Come Away with Me" singer when she released a holiday album containing Hanukkah-themed songs.
Menorah Jones.
I got into trouble with the law and the court threw all my possessions in the snow to be iced over. When they did that, they did this.
Froze my assets
Christmas' favorite rapper, who hit it big in 2001 with her hit "Let Me Blow Ya Mind".
Eve
Mick Jagger told his kids this when they didn't get everything they asked for, and it inspired a holiday-themed track, that wound up being the 9th song on the Rolling Stones album, Let it Bleed.
You Can't Always Get What You Want
When I helped my former student, the Weeknd put stringed LED bulbs on his house, he told me this.
I'm blinded by the light.
What my former student, Prince, said when his family put him on top of the tree.
Baby I'm a Star!
We're not entirely sure if we'll wind up sliding downhill on a toboggan, but at this point, things are sure ____ that way.
Sledding that way
Type of book one of Santa's workers got for Christmas to improve his craft.
An elf-help book
What my former student, Dan Wilson said to his kids when he wanted them to get their picture taken during the holidays, eventually showed up as the lead single from his band Semisonic's second album, Feeling Strangely Fine.
Posing Time!
Knowing my former student, Chappell Roan's busy schedule, I figured she wouldn't have time to sit down and eat with us. But when I packed some food for her to bring with her, she said it was this.
N-O-T-T-O-G-O
When my former student, Luke Bryan released a Christmas version of the first song off his album Born Here, Live Here, Die Here, he called it this.
"Stockin' Boots"
What the weather reporter said when I asked him if there was going to be slush on the ground.
Sleets me!
Why Santa simply cannot live without his wife.
He's a dependent claus.
Three years before Elvis died, Bob Dylan collaborated with his hero on an early draft of the first single from his album Blood on the Tracks, and they called it this.
Tangled Up in Blue Christmas.
When I had my former students, members of the band Magic! over for dinner, they all seemed to think what I cooked was too edible. So they asked it this.
Why ya gotta be so food?
When my former student released a Christmas version of his hit song, with updated lyrics about the movements of the 6th reindeer mentioned in "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," he called it this.
The Cupid Shuffle