Christmas Cookies
A classic using Nestle Tollhouse Morsels
What is Chocolate Chip?
Rodden
Who is Joe
Don't Worry Wayne, I won't bite your head off.
What is Prep and Landing?
He has a Red Nose
Who is Rudoplh?
He despises these rodents
Rats
Named after its primary ingredient, it can be made in a Jif
What is Peanut Butter?
Guyman
Who is Uriah
You'll shoot your eye out kid!
What is A Christmas Story?
Her boyfriend has a red nose
Who is Clarisse?
This is EASILY his least favorite college team
Duke
Mr. Thurman's favorite, it includes cocoa, oatmeal, and zero time in the oven.
What are no-bake cookies?
Gunner
Who is Austin
Your Dad, well, he's on the naughty list!
What is Elf?
According to most traditions, as well as the Santa Clause movie trilogy, this reindeer is the most outgoing of the 8.
Who is Comet?
This is the number of minutes you usually have left
Two
Very common for Christmas time, this cookie tends to run away
What is a Gingerbread Man?
Isabella (and no it isn't Isabella)
Marlayna
Because Santa is lactose intolerant.
What is Santa Clause?
When listed in the poem and in most songs, this one is normally first.
Who is Dasher?
So yeah my most embarassing moment was when at a spiritual retreat I . . .
What is made the window shake passing gas.
These are basically a sugar cookie covered with cinnamon and sugar.
What is a snickerdoodle?
Dean
Who is Zyler?
This bell is a wonderful symbol of the spirit of Christmas, as am I. Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.
The Polar Express
In Dutch, their names together mean Thunder and Lightning.
Donner and Blitzen
Being asked a question he just answered.