Holiday Dad Jokes
What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a Vampire?
Frostbite
Santa Claus is named after which Saint?
Saint Nicholas!
Name a Movie about 3 children that hop on a train to meet Santa...
The Polar Express!
Red and white treat that tastes of peppermint
Candycane
Jingle Bell, jingle bell, jingle bell ____!
Rock!
How Much Did Santa pay for his Sleigh?
Nothing! It was on the House...
How many Reindeer does Santa have?
9! Bonus 150 if you can name them all.
This bratty kid was left behind by his family on a trip to Paris!
Home Alone!
What fruit is traditionally put in a Christmas stocking? (Long ago)
An Orange!
Ave ______
Maria!
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
No-el.... Noel
What is the name of the spinning top used in the Hanukkah game?
The spinning top is called a "dreidel."
"Bye Buddy, I hope you find your Dad"
ELF
A name of a Christmas dessert, as well as the Fairy in the Nutcracker...
SugarPlum!
Dashing through the snow... In a ___ _____ _______ _______!
One-Horse Open Sleigh!
What do Gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Candy Canes!
What are the colors associated with Hanukkah?
Blue and White!!
Who's Heart Grew 3 Sizes That Day?
the GRINCH!
Turkey is often served at a traditional Holiday dinner.
How long to cook a turkey at 350 degrees?
A) 13 min per LB
B) 10 min per LB
C) 17 min per LB
A) 13 min per LB
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jackfrost ____ __ ____ _____
Nipping at your Noseeee
How do Sheep say Merry Christmas?
FLEECE Navidad. Hahahah!
Who in AAC graced the Amex building as Santa Claus last year and took photos with our colleagues?
Our very own Randy Dorr!!!
The Highest grossing Christmas movie of all time.... At $538,920,602 in 2018
The Grinch!
What traditional Hanukkah food is often fried in oil?
Latkes, or potato pancakes, are a beloved Hanukkah dish fried in oil to symbolize the oil miracle!
Very next day, you gave it away!