Winter Riddles
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
They have too many needles!
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What is the most popular food served at Christmas dinner?
Turkey
Where do Santa and Mrs. Claus enjoy going for a swim?
The North Pool
What do elves use to make last minute repairs?
Igg-glue
What is the most commonly played Christmas song?
All I Want For Christmas is You - Mariah Carey
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Claus-trophobic
What do you call a disrespectful reindeer?
Rude-olph
What is the most gifted Christmas present?
gift card/money
Santa was having problems with his legs and was unable to walk so he went to the hospital to ask the doctor if he could recommend something for him. What did the doctor give to Santa to help him to walk?
A Candy Cane
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What is the most common New Years resolution?
Get fit/Improve physical fitness
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle
Why couldn't the teacher find anyone to help her wrap gifts?
No one was present!
What is the most popular Christmas films on linear TV and streaming in 2023?
Elf