WINTER
What can you catch in the winter? Even with your eyes closed!
a COLD.
Why did the bear keep getting fired from his job?
He always disappeared in the winter!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes or Ice Krispies.
What falls from the sky but doesn't get hurt?
SNOW.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
Who is Frosty's favorite aunt?
Aunt Arctica!
What do snowmen call their kids?
CHILL-dren
Where do snowmen go to dance?
to snow BALLS.
How do snowmen greet eachother?
ICE to meet you.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
ICE tea.
How does a carpenter at the North Pole fix something?
Igloos it together.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why are snowmen great at parties?
They always BREAK THE ICE.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
a MELT down