WINTER
What can you catch in the winter? Even with your eyes closed!
a COLD.
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes or Ice Krispies.
What falls from the sky but doesn't get hurt?
SNOW.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
Where does a snowman get the weather report?
the WINTERnet.
What do snowmen call their kids?
CHILL-dren
Where do snowmen go to dance?
to snow BALLS.
How do snowmen greet eachother?
ICE to meet you.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
ICE tea.
Who is Frosty's favorite aunt?
Aunt Arctica!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What kind of cake does Frosty like?
The one with lots of ICING.
Why are winter days great?
They're SNOW much fun.
What did the salad say to come inside?
LETTUCE IN. We're freezing.
What do snowmen win at the olympics?
COLD medals.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
an ICED cappucino.
How does Jack Frost get to work?
By ICICLE.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
a MELT down
How does a carpenter at the North Pole fix something?
Igloos it together.
Why did the bear keep getting fired from his job?
He always disappeared in the winter!
Why are snowmen great at parties?
They always BREAK THE ICE.
What is faster - hot or cold?
COLD. You can catch a cold.
How did Elsa fall off her sled?
She Let it go! Let it go!