Your Dad's brother
Uncle
Broadway! The 9/11 Memorial! The Statue of Liberty!
New York City
Thanksgiving is always on this day
Thursday
It's not "off the wall" to want this brand's slip on skate shoes
"Easy as" this, be it blueberry, cherry or even pumpkin
Pie
A pit boss to Ned Flanders on this show: "Las Vegas doesn't need your money, take it and go someplace else!"
The Simpsons
Your Sister's Son
People are riding on Splash Mountain and look, there's Cinderella!
Disneyland
Mother's Day and Father's Day always fall on this day of the week
Sunday
This beachy clothing store, an offshoot of Abercrombie and Fitch, is known as HCO for short
Hollister
When you spill "these", they could be white, red, black or chili
Beans
Teddy Roosevelt to Larry the Security Guy in this movie: "Lawrence, why are you slapping a monkey?"
Night at the Museum
Your Aunt's daughter
cousin
Good Show, but those neon lights and slot machines are loud and it's so hot outside...
Las Vegas
Monday
I'm in the mood for the sweetfire chicken breast from this quick service Chinese place
Panda Express
"Cool as" this, the English variety can grown up to 2' long!
Cucumber
Shifu to Po the Dragon Warrior: "We do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears."
Kung Fu Panda
Your mother's aunt
great aunt
I'm lying on the beach, learning to snorkel and wearing a lei...
This year, Christmas and New Year's Day both fall on this day of the week.
Friday
Get a birthday card for mom at this chain founded in 1950 and named for an early form of paper
Papyrus
"Life is just a bowl" of these, one sour type is the dark mahogany and red morello
Cherries
Jon Heder, when told he needs Key Chains: "I already made like infinity of those at scout camp."
Napoleon Dynamite
Your cousin's child
1st cousin, once removed
I walked over to the Smithsonian and I see memorials everywhere, even in the reflecting pool...
Washington, DC
Catholics used to eat fish on this day of the week
Friday
1975 saw the first opening of the clothing stores called "Charlotte" this
Russo
"The proof is in" this, which can be thickened with anything from eggs to cornstarch to flour
Emma Stone, in "Crazy, Stupid Love" on seeing this actor shirtless: "It's like you're Photoshopped!"
Ryan Gosling