Sweet Home Carolina
A NC fast food staple. If you're extra famished, try getting your burger Cheddar Style
Cook Out
Dosh
Money
You might think you were in DC one night when this man, a particularly inebriated and sweaty Wood resident, declared himself the Smithsonian Child
Wes
If you don't have any good mixers for your vodka, try adding this popular water enhancer. I used it all the time
Mio
This popular NC State wide receiver certainly wouldn't need to be playing football if he had made the Louisiana Purchase
Thayer Thomas Jefferson
This "catty" place was where the Wright brothers flew the first ever airplane
Kitty Hawk
If a Chikfila were to open in the UK, you order their signature item as this.
Chicken burger
Hurricanes can be scary, but these two found solace in pooping duet one rainy night.
Wilson and Ayman
I guess looking like you're 40 has its perks because Ayman managed to slip two bottles of this alcohol past TSA on his way back from Puerto Rico
Rum
A late night bakery staple can go perfect with the preferred milkshake of a certain jacked Wood resident
Insomnia Cookies and Preme
Feeling down? You can perk right up with this happy sounding soft drink made right here in NC.
Cheerwine
Chav
White trash hoe
Having a "Drawful" day? Try going to McDonald's and ordering one of these
Bugah
Normal cups will be a thing of the past once people catch on to Wilson's perferred container of alcohol consumption
Sippy cup
These two companions of Sacagawea, might come here to eat after a long day of exploring
Lewis and Clark Dining Hall
Out of all the states that seceded in the Civil War, North Carolina was the ____ to actually do it
Last
If Bojangles decided to sell the British version of biscuits, you would find these American equivalents
Shortbread cookies
He must have the metabolism of the Sun because Wilson once ate an entire box of these Hostess cakes in one sitting
Sno Balls
Its the vodka for dog-lovers and also I like it a lot too
Tito's
This Deadpool star makes sure to arrive early to cheer on the lady Wolfpack in this sports venue
Ryan Reynolds Colliseum
Andrew Johnson was one of two US presidents born in NC. "He" was the second
James K. Polk
Wazzock
Idiot
They became overnight viral Tik Tok stars after posting a video warning of the dangers of not performing this bedtime ritual
Kissing your homie goodnight
Looking for something a bit more strong? North Carolina has plenty of illegal distilleries that produce this lunar beverage
Moonshine
Hero of the Civil War and 18th President of the United states still comes here when he's craving some Tuffy's Tots
Talley Student Union General Ulysses S Grant