If I miss this war because I was born too late, I will never forgive you.
Grandpa Jack
This seasonal sweet proudly declares the number of flavors it contains in it's name
7 flavor cake
I can see this coming over the horizon
Our Ship
Wendy's friend who worked hard with the family at NovaColor for years
Sherry
This person decided to try sticking a fork into a power outlet... ZAP
Annie
I had a friend who had a hump and I didn't even care
Danna
Christmas Eve Punch
Would you like to eat one of these? Grandpa Jack and Grandma Marilyn always seemed to have them on hand.
Eggo Waffles
"Come sit one my lap"... or maybe not.
Rodger
This person sat on a cactus as a child and had to get the spines pulled out of their posterior
Anderson
I lose :(
Anderson
One of the oldest recipes in our cookbook. Grandma Berry nailed it with this great depression dish.
Oatmeal Cake
Basement bandits
Grandma Renae's friend who would always make sure to say hi to the family at OSD events like fall author or Raptors night.
Janet Vauss
Rebekah fell into a pool of these during a field trip during school... It was a draining experience
Leeches
Oh! It's a pair of pink panties!
Grandpa Craig
This starchy side-dish is commonly consumed at holidays and is famous for it's high dollar value at some eateries.
Scalloped Potatoes
You'll find me on a beach here
Fiji
This friend of Grandpa Craig is famous for his bright red pants
Chris
This person was dropped into some bubbling boiling tar as a child by accident.
Grandpa Craig
I'll take Bill's nuts
Rhonda
This protein rich poultry is rarely made due to it's laborious nature, but is a favorite for fancy dinners. If only we didn’t have to make two different types for different tastes.
Michelangelo Chicken
This mystical fantasy creature could also be used to describe any of the kids.
Pixie
Megan's friend who would often accompany the kids to Grandpa's birthday parties at the dinosaur park
Sophie
This person was hurt pretty bad being thrown into a snowbank that ended up being all ice.
Sam