That's What Ian Said
A song about a son who is just like his dad, the only difference is his size and this titular feature.
Tiny Flame
Abby (and often other siblings) can turn any continuous line into this creature.
A Bird
"This is over!"
"Try THIS"
"This is NOT over!"
Bee Movie
Meaghan had an extensive collection of these small animal store owners.
Littlest Pet Shop
He doesn't like apples or this pollinating insect, so don't take him to this restaurant.
Applebee's
A phrase that was supposed to not remind him, but has instead constantly reminded him over the years.
Don't Rewind Me
Meaghan made this hat for Mom on Halloween.
Yoshi
"I KNOW IT'S A ROCK!"
Bug's Life
Dad's recurring wrestler persona.
Gravy Spoon
Finish the quote:
"THIS IS _____ _____ THE ______ ______! PEW PEW PEW!"
STAR WARS / CLONE WARS
This recurring name was given to the paper boat Jacob made at Grandma and Grandpa's house.
Boaty Rodrigez
"It's fine, just...pain."
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
The name of Abby's Yellow Unicorn.
Soapy
This is what Dad asked Meaghan and Jacob to be for 5 minutes while in line at the local Walmart.
Normal
Ian's claims about his "past life."
China Boy & iPad in his head
"I had to go to the bathroom."
Spongebob Squarepants Movie
This green and rubbery game of chance was a fan favorite. It was even named after an Uncle!
Gooey Louie
You can often hear Dad yell this out of frustration or anger.
While both in the kitchen, this Rio quote by Ian made Dad pee himself.
"Lionel Richey...works every time."
Often the name given to an "art piece" by a Woodward kid in order to sound like a snobby artist.
Oppression
"Somebodies throwing stuff. You gonna build a fire or what?"
According to Dad, this mythical man has never existed. Each time a kid claimed to see him, he would magically disappear.
Food Man