Putting the F U N in Funeral
Nicknames
Seriously, Did They Just Say That?
Wool Potpourri
Its All Relative
100

DeJohn funeral Attire - must include footwear

Sweats and slippers

100

Who gave Stevarino his nickname?

The Doctor

100

I'm NOT tired

Jenny

100

The most common place one would get Lymes disease

In Mary's kitchen

100

Storming like

Norman

200

Aunt Marion yelled at Joey not doing what?

Inviting her to his christening

200

Youngest Annoying DeJohn

Loggie Bear

200

Well, I'm NOT Drunk 

and 

If you're not going to drink and drive, then pull over

Danny

200

Michelle lived in this frock

The orange dress

200

Dark like ......

Uncle Rick

300

It sure looked like Jenny and Uncle Danny were playing this game at Grandpa's service

Airplane

300

Who gave Melly her nickname?

Jenny

300

Stop, Baa

Joey

300

Kerry's Birthday Ballad

A Whole New World

300

Our North Carolina Donkey

The Mule

400

The mode of transportation Father Gil implied Mary was not on.

A bullet train

400

Walter calls every little one 

Mouse

400

What's his name again? Grandpa

Stephen

400

Mary's Twitter Name

Crazy Lady 144

400

Jenny's primary care giver

Mary

500

Norman arrived at the cemetery for Arlene in this

Big yellow taxi cab

500

This was Vincent's nickname

The Silver Fox

500

Where's your boyfriend at? The top of your head looks ridiculous!

Melly

500

Where was Scarecrown's cool?

In his hat

500

Which 2 nongays that came out of the closet

Steve and Joe