Puns Intended
"I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to ___.”
What is “put down”?
“Rearrange ‘LISTEN’ to find what you do with your ears.”
What is “SILENT”?
Clue: “What do you call a fish wearing a crown?”
What is “Kingfish”?
“What has keys but can’t open doors?”
What is “A piano”?
“What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?”
What is “A penny”?
“When the clock went to therapy, it was having issues with ___.”
What is “second thoughts”?
“Rearrange ‘ELVIS’ to find his mythic rival.”
What is “LIVES”?
Clue: “A sandwich floating in space?”
What is “A sub orbit”?
“I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old. What am I?”
What is “A candle”?
“Why did the scarecrow win an award?”
What is “Because he was outstanding in his field”?
“Why did the tomato turn red?”
What is “It saw the salad dressing”?
“Anagram ‘SAVE’ to find what pirates often do.”
What is “VASE”?
Clue: “A cat in a puzzle box?”
What is “Cat in the box”?
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?”
What is “The letter M”?
“Why don’t skeletons fight each other?”
What is “They don’t have the guts”?
“I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.”
What is “Then it dawned on me”?
“Rearrange ‘SCHOOLMASTER’ to find someone in charge of kids.”
What is “THE CLASSROOM”?
Clue: “A clock in a tree?”
What is “Time flies”?
“I’m full of holes but can hold water. What am I?”
What is “A sponge”?
“Why did the bicycle fall over?”
What is “Because it was two-tired”?
“The baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the ___.”
What is “hole business”?
“Anagram ‘DEBIT CARD’ to find something you might be denied.”
What is “BAD CREDIT”?
Clue: “A book on a scale?”
What is “Weighing literature”?
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
What is a teapot?
“Why did the math book look sad?”
What is “Because it had too many problems”?