1st Semester professor quotes
2nd Semester Professor quotes
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100

"We will play a game, yeah? I like games."

Dr. Mehyar 

100

"A fuji apple is your laymen's apple...basically sugar water."

Nyah 

100

"I need more _____." - Dr. Lapier

"Drugs"
100

"Not cardiac, carbohydrate, we're not eating hearts." 

Dr. Lapier 

200

"I don't want to say anything racist...I mean ageist."

- Dr. Lapier 

200

"Now some of you have really good surface anatomy."

Dr. Cleary 

200
"Urination situation." 

Justin 

200

"I need a _______ trampstamp." -Dr. Kranenburg

"Kirkland"

200

"Fine is not good enough, we are aiming for perfection."

Dr. Mehyar 

300

"I party like a Renshaw cell." 

Dr. Price 

300
"Was a monkey injured in this process... yes probably." 

Dr. Lott

300

"It got weird in the woods, you guys."

Annie 

300

"I don't want to ______ on you guys." - Dr. Lapier 

"slurpee"

300

On pharmacology "Dr. Wehrer is teaching it but I do love ____." -Dr. Lapier

"Drugs" 

400

"The body goes crackerdog." 

Dr. Kranenburg 

400

"Insurance ruins everybody's lives basically, so..." 

Dr. Wehrer 

400

"I loooooove the colored boxes."

Alex

400
"Mommy likes pizza and ______." Dr. Kranenburg 

"Wine"

400

"Just don't assume people have done their jobs."

Dr. Wehrer

500

"Nerd alert!"

Dr. Kranenburg

500

"The dying is peripherally related."

Dr. Lapier 

500

"I'll know it when I see it." 

Roman  

500

"If you have ___ ____ then there are 2 legs." -Dr. Mehyar 

"ten toes"

500

"It's almost like you looked at the answer key..." -Dr. Lapier 

"It's almost like I did..." -___?__

Justin