NECK YOURSELF (Giraffe Puns)
What do you call a giraffe with no neck?
A horse!
Why don't giraffes like fast food?
Because they can never catch it!
Why did the giraffe get promoted?
Because he always stood above the rest!
What do you call a giraffe who tells jokes?
A stand-up comedian — way up!
Why do giraffes eat so many leaves?
Because the low-hanging fruit is always taken!
What do you call a sleeping giraffe?
A high-bernating animal!
What is a giraffe's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine!
Why did the giraffe become a teacher?
Because they were always head and shoulders above the class!
What do you call a giraffe who won the lottery?
A high roller!
hy did the giraffe get pulled over twice in one day?
Because he was always going neck and neck with the law.
What do you call a giraffe who works at a bakery?
The one who always rises to the top!
Why did the giraffe break up with the zebra?
Because she said he was too high-maintenance!
Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because he always had his head in the clouds!
What do you call a giraffe who loves to read?
A real bookworm — they always have their nose in the top shelf!
Why did the giraffe stop playing hide and seek?
Because no matter where he hid, he was always spotted!
What do you call a giraffe who becomes a judge?
Your High-ness!
What is a giraffe's least favorite subject in school?
Neck-onomics!
Why did the giraffe get a job at the office?
Because they heard the position came with a lot of upward mobility!
What do you call a giraffe who never stops talking?
A long-winded storyteller!
Why did the giraffe fail the eye exam?
Because everything he saw was way above average!
What do you call a giraffe winning a race?
A long shot!
What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Baby giraffes!
Why did the giraffe go to school?
To get a little higher education!
What do you call a giraffe at a party?
The one everyone looks up to!
Why did the giraffe get a speeding ticket?
Because he was going neck and neck with traffic and nobody could stop him!