CCM Celebs
Once the frontman of an Iconic Christian hip-hop trio, Kevin McKeehan now goes by this stage name.
TobyMac
Much like trying to wrangle in the tech team before sound check, this song's lyrics are "prone to wander, Lord I feel it".
Come Thou Fount
Whether we're on or off, this aggressive ticking ensures we're at least all together.
Click.
They're too big and loud! They're an eyesore I can't help but notice every week!
Drums.
"Have you read the book of ______, because I don't have yours."
Numbers
This artist is also known as "Phil Wickham's best friend."
Brandon Lake
Written by Stuart Townend in 2001, Ben originally thought it was at least a 100 year old hymn. But it's okay, because both services seem to really get into it when we sing, "Up from the grave He rose again!"
In Christ Alone
The TV screen every vocalist reads, but it seems like none of them are able to see.
Confidence Monitor
Church ain't supposed to be a rock and roll concert, so I don't know why it's on stage!
Electric Guitar.
Judges
Responsible for introducing the theological question, "Is God's love actually reckless, though?"
Cory Asbury
This short 17th century stanza reinforces strong Trinitarian theology. It also makes for a great finale for almost any worship night, Easter service, and/or special event.
The Doxology
Repeating the last line of a song, sometimes twice, sometimes thrice, but never just once.
Tag
They're too repetitive and meaningless!
Contemporary Worship Songs.
The shortest of the four, written by a fellow disciple and travel companion of the Apostle Peter.
The Gospel of Mark
Ben gives a spot-on impression of the lead singer of this early 90's-Late 2010's Christian rock band.
Third Day
Kirk Langham has made a second career by singing this song at every woman's funeral in town. They just love they way he sings, "Then sings my soooouuuul, my savior God to Thee!"
How Great Thou Art
When Sue plays a simple chord progression underneath the closing prayer. Also a precious gemstone.
Diamonds.
Well, you can't trust technology, so we might as well go back to hymnals!
Sometimes beautiful, sometimes angry, sometimes sad, sometimes violent, this compilation is a mixed bag of emotions.
The Psalms.
This artist "prays for your healing, for your circumstances to change, for the fear inside to flee, for a breakthrough to happen today, and for miracles over your life, in Jesus' Name."
Katy Nichole
Agnus Dei
Whether they're wireless packs or stage Avioms, these always sound different on Sunday than they did on Wednesday.
In-Ears Monitors.
The choir could hear themselves better if you just had them on stage with us!
Wedges.
Hey, you can't tell me that you would write better prophetic literature if YOU got exiled to an island for the rest of your life.
Revelation