Taylor Swift or Shakespeare
"In black ink my love may still shine bright."
Shakespeare (sonnet 65)
"Jojo! Have you learned nothing?"
Abby Lee Miller (dance moms)
What is the capital of Spain?
Madrid
"We accept the love we think we deserve."
"Sticking out your gyatt for..."
The Rizzler
"Past the curses and cries, beyond the terror in the nightfall."
Taylor Swift (happiness)
"Guess who's jealous of Adele? (dramatic pause) Beyonce!"
Wendy Williams
How many bones does the human body have?
206
"I am no bird; and no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will, which I now exert to leave you."
Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre
"Oh no! Our table!..."
It's Broken!!!!!
"Do you miss the rogue who coaxed you into paradise and left you there?
Taylor Swift (coney island)
Pink
How many runs are in a grand slam in baseball?
4
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.”
Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
"I was like no like, I finna be...
IN THE PIT
"Your touch brought forth an incandescent glow, tarnished but so grand."
Taylor Swift (ivy)
"Say hi to fatty... Hi Fatty."
Demi Lovato (Poot Lovato is also an accepted answer)
Who is "The King of Pop"?
Michael Jackson
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"Momma..."
Shakespeare (a midsummer nights dream)
"I went into the Disney Channel building and I sat down with the president of Disney Channel and I said, 'I wanna make history'. And that's what this is."
Debby Ryan
Which four presidents are on Mount Rushmore?
George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, and Theodore Roosevelt
“The voice of the sea is seductive, never ceasing, whispering, clamoring, murmuring, inviting the soul to wander in abysses of solitude.”
Kate Chopin, The Awakening
"Your cat is like, 'oh no no no no'..."