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A man named Mike got on to an elevator and saw another man that he had met, and hung out with several times. He says to the man, "whats up Larry?" The other man looked puzzled and said, not much Mike, what about you?" Mike started laughing and said, "whew, I almost called you Harry, that would have been really awkard." The man in the elevator said, "well, that would be funny and all, but my name is JERRY!"
What is to entertain?